{"id":1187,"date":"2012-09-17T07:14:21","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T07:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2012-09-18T08:36:27","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T08:36:27","slug":"duel-intergenerationnel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/duel-intergenerationnel\/","title":{"rendered":"Duel interg\u00e9n\u00e9rationnel"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 id=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/vieux-con-et-jeune-plouc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1997\" title=\"vieux con et jeune plouc\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/vieux-con-et-jeune-plouc.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/vieux-con-et-jeune-plouc.jpg 530w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/vieux-con-et-jeune-plouc-300x262.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Palsambleu , mais quelle froissante outrecuidance et quel toupet ! Vous f\u00eetes l\u00e0, fi de toute convenance ! Vous\u00a0saliss\u00e2tes\u00a0mon honneur en me qualifiant ainsi de vil bourgeois paresseux ! Diantre , nonobstant votre\u00a0audace de grossier et arrogant freluquet , j&#8217;exige cinglante r\u00e9paration et ceci d\u00e8s l&#8217;aube dans le\u00a0sous-bois, pr\u00e8s du\u00a0vieux moulin. Je vous laisse le choix des armes , l&#8217;\u00e9p\u00e9e, le mousquet ou m\u00eame la p\u00e9toire ! Pr\u00e9parez-vous \u00e0 expier votre affront dans de dantesques conditions !<\/p>\n<p>Ou alors,\u00a0faites dans l&#8217;heure amende honorable\u00a0en bonne et due forme \u00e0 la taverne devant un ou deux bols d&#8217;hydromel&#8230; Cherchons des solutions pour mieux nous comprendre et nous respecter malgr\u00e9 nos diff\u00e9rences.<\/p>\n<p>Je saurai devant\u00a0de vertueux\u00a0remords me profiler\u00a0gentilhomme et passerai l&#8217;\u00e9ponge\u00a0ruisselante sur l&#8217;ardoise de mes reproches \u00e0 votre \u00e9gard&#8230;<br \/>\n<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ok, tope l\u00e0 mec, t&#8217;as mille fois raison l\u00e0-dessus, on ne va pas chipoter comme deux connards et s&#8217;exploser la\u00a0tronche et se niquer la\u00a0 life ! On va se prendre une bonne biture au troquet en\u00a0se taillant une bonne grosse bavette\u00a0et on enterre\u00a0le conflit. De toute fa\u00e7on tu vois,\u00a0 je ne dispose d&#8217;aucune arme et je n&#8217;ai pas de port d&#8217;arme pour un vrai flingue. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Par contre chez moi , j&#8217;ai une console avec un jeu de baston\u00a0assez r\u00e9aliste et si \u00e7a te branche , je te propose tout d&#8217;abord un bon petit duel \u00e0 la manette ! C&#8217;est le perdant qui payera les deux premi\u00e8res\u00a0tourn\u00e9es , \u00e7a roule pour toi comme \u00e7a mon vieux ?<\/em><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Palsambleu , mais quelle froissante outrecuidance et quel toupet ! Vous f\u00eetes l\u00e0, fi de toute convenance ! Vous\u00a0saliss\u00e2tes\u00a0mon honneur en me qualifiant ainsi de vil bourgeois paresseux ! Diantre , nonobstant votre\u00a0audace de grossier et arrogant freluquet , j&#8217;exige cinglante r\u00e9paration et ceci d\u00e8s l&#8217;aube dans le\u00a0sous-bois, pr\u00e8s du\u00a0vieux moulin. Je vous laisse le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[666],"tags":[2848,98,2849,2852,1427,2846,740,1299,1426,2855,2851,2847,2850,1428,2853,2623,2854,2856],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bavardages","tag-arbitre","tag-blog","tag-combat-singulier","tag-conflit-des-generations","tag-defi","tag-en-garde","tag-evolution","tag-gamin","tag-generation","tag-jeune-delinquant","tag-jeune-plouc","tag-le-choix-de-armes","tag-pistolet","tag-provocation","tag-tolerance","tag-vieux-con","tag-vieux-debris","tag-vioque"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2011,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/2011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}