{"id":1315,"date":"2012-07-09T15:11:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T15:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=1315"},"modified":"2012-07-09T15:11:23","modified_gmt":"2012-07-09T15:11:23","slug":"le-portail-aux-emmerdeurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/le-portail-aux-emmerdeurs\/","title":{"rendered":"Le portail aux emmerdeurs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/elephant-gp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1532\" title=\"elephant gp\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/elephant-gp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/elephant-gp.jpg 280w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/elephant-gp-268x300.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">C\u2019est \u00e9trange, mais jusqu\u2019ici, je s\u00e9cr\u00e9tais une hormone sp\u00e9ciale<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Qui me faisait profiter d\u2019une patience et d\u2019une tol\u00e9rance sans \u00e9gal<\/p>\n<p>A l\u2019encontre des ennuyeux et des empoisonneurs de l\u2019existence<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019en ai encaiss\u00e9 sans broncher des d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ments quand j\u2019y pense !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mais j\u2019ai du en abuser de cette substance<\/p>\n<p>Juste pour tenter de rester dans la danse<\/p>\n<p>Que rien n\u2019est jamais assez s\u00e9rieux ni grave<\/p>\n<p>Que je vais encore tout dig\u00e9rer comme un brave<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Puis la c\u00e9l\u00e8bre goutte a d\u00fb d\u00e9border du r\u00e9cipient<\/p>\n<p>Cette coupe \u00e9tait pleine d\u2019acide et d\u2019emmerdements<\/p>\n<p>Mais tarie de cette fameuse hormone qui aidait \u00e0 sourire<\/p>\n<p>Qui pouvait d\u00e9guiser en meilleur les grimaces du pire !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dor\u00e9navant je serai d\u2019abord sur la d\u00e9fensive !<\/p>\n<p>Je me battrai \u00e0 la source des contraintes abusives<\/p>\n<p>Je ferme \u00e0 double tour le portail aux emmerdeurs<\/p>\n<p>Et je me passerai de la s\u00e8ve du bienveillant d\u00e9marcheur<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est \u00e9trange, mais jusqu\u2019ici, je s\u00e9cr\u00e9tais une hormone sp\u00e9ciale Qui me faisait profiter d\u2019une patience et d\u2019une tol\u00e9rance sans \u00e9gal A l\u2019encontre des ennuyeux et des empoisonneurs de l\u2019existence J\u2019en ai encaiss\u00e9 sans broncher des d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ments quand j\u2019y pense ! &nbsp; Mais j\u2019ai du en abuser de cette substance Juste pour tenter de rester dans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2157,237,2149,2150,2151,2152,2153,2154,2146,2147,2145,2148,2159,2155,2156,2144,2143,2158],"class_list":["post-1315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-surmenages","tag-abri","tag-apathie","tag-armure","tag-bouclier","tag-carapace","tag-casque","tag-cuirasse","tag-defense","tag-defensive","tag-hostile","tag-laisser-faire","tag-mefiant","tag-muraille","tag-panoplie","tag-protection","tag-reaction","tag-reactivite","tag-rempart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1315"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1533,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions\/1533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}