{"id":13278,"date":"2018-04-12T05:24:45","date_gmt":"2018-04-12T04:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=13278"},"modified":"2018-04-13T17:46:38","modified_gmt":"2018-04-13T16:46:38","slug":"un-festin-du-destin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/un-festin-du-destin\/","title":{"rendered":"Un festin du destin"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/un-festin-du-destin\/emotional-roller-coaster_sunof-net-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13298\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13298\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/emotional-roller-coaster_SunOf.net_-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/emotional-roller-coaster_SunOf.net_-1.png 1000w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/emotional-roller-coaster_SunOf.net_-1-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/emotional-roller-coaster_SunOf.net_-1-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/emotional-roller-coaster_SunOf.net_-1-624x468.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>Un festin du destin<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Je viens de m\u2019offrir un <strong>voyage<\/strong> aller retour de pr\u00e8s de 20&#8217;000 km \u00e0 vol de <em>dr\u00f4le d\u2019oiseau<\/em> \u00e0 bord de mon <strong><em><span style=\"color: #000080;\">emo<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">tio<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>nal<\/em><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #008080;\"> rol<span style=\"color: #008000;\">ler<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #00ccff;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\">coas<\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\">t<\/span>er<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong> pour aller \u00e0 <strong>Hollywood<\/strong> pour glisser un <strong>billet doux<\/strong> sous l\u2019essuie-glace de la voiture de ma <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#x2665;<\/span> <strong><em>celebrity crush <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#x2665;<\/span><\/em><\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bien que ce ne soit pas le tout premier film que je me fasse dans ma vie, je n&#8217;ai pas eu le courage de sonner \u00e0 sa porte. C&#8217;est que je craignais un peu trop de me faire cerner par 30 voitures de police et plaquer sur le bitume sans m\u00e9nagement par au moins autant de <em>sheriffs<\/em> peu compr\u00e9hensifs appuy\u00e9s en cas de p\u00e9pin par un renfort de 14 vigiles surentrain\u00e9s de la r\u00e9sidence surveill\u00e9e. (<em> Ben ouais, j&#8217;\u00e9tais du c\u00f4t\u00e9 de Hollywood hein, quand m\u00eame&#8230;<\/em> ) En fait non, c&#8217;est simplement que dans mon monde, \u00e7a ne se fait pas d&#8217;aller importuner une belle dame \u00e0 sa porte sans y avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 au moins un peu invit\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Je pense que j&#8217;ai bien fait de vivre cette aventure, parce qu&#8217;il me semble qu&#8217;aujourd&#8217;hui, m\u00eame l&#8217;air que je respire, il a chang\u00e9 de <span style=\"color: #008000;\">couleur<\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Maintenant il se peut que mon billet doux n&#8217;ait pas \u00e9t\u00e9 remarqu\u00e9 et se soit simplement envol\u00e9 dans un virage. Si c&#8217;est le cas alors c&#8217;est vraiment dommage : Parce que je me serais tr\u00e8s volontiers laiss\u00e9 inviter pour enfin faire sa connaissance et allez savoir<strong><em>,<\/em><\/strong> je serais probablement\u00a0 d\u00e8s la premi\u00e8re seconde tomb\u00e9 raide dingue de cette sublime cr\u00e9ature &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un festin du destin Je viens de m\u2019offrir un voyage aller retour de pr\u00e8s de 20&#8217;000 km \u00e0 vol de dr\u00f4le d\u2019oiseau \u00e0 bord de mon emotional rollercoaster pour aller \u00e0 Hollywood pour glisser un billet doux sous l\u2019essuie-glace de la voiture de ma &#x2665; celebrity crush &#x2665;\u2026 Bien que ce ne soit pas le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[9277,9278,9275,5561,9274,5560],"class_list":["post-13278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-voyages","tag-celebrity-crush","tag-emitional-rollercoaster","tag-instabilites-emotionelles","tag-montagnes-russes","tag-punk-apple","tag-roller-coaster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13278"}],"version-history":[{"count":41,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13325,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13278\/revisions\/13325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}