{"id":1340,"date":"2012-06-21T18:05:16","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T18:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2019-09-16T10:11:31","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T09:11:31","slug":"le-telephone-coupable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/le-telephone-coupable\/","title":{"rendered":"Le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone coupable"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/T\u00e9l\u00e9phone-coup\u00e9.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/T\u00e9l\u00e9phone-coup\u00e9.jpg 500w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/T\u00e9l\u00e9phone-coup\u00e9-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/h3>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Je ne m\u2019en souviens pas, j\u2019avais d\u00e9croch\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n<p>On m\u2019y avait sans doute pouss\u00e9&#8230; \u00e0 l\u2019eau ?<\/p>\n<p>Qui est-ce encore, au bout du fil ???<\/p>\n<p>Je suis occup\u00e9, vous comprenez ?!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019avoue tout, j\u2019ai franchi la ligne\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Au d\u00e9part je m&#8217;\u00e9tais mur\u00e9 dans le silence<\/p>\n<p>A tous vos appels, j\u2019ai fait la sourde oreille<\/p>\n<p>Oui, m\u00eame lorsque c\u2019\u00e9tait un bon num\u00e9ro\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Ensuite on peut dire que j&#8217;ai perdu le fil\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Je n&#8217;\u00e9tais plus \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9coute<\/p>\n<p>On m\u2019a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 en d\u00e9rangement<\/p>\n<p>Termin\u00e9, les soir\u00e9es branch\u00e9es<\/p>\n<p>Les int\u00e9ressantes conversations\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019allais devoir en r\u00e9pondre<\/p>\n<p>Et payer le tarif, impossible d&#8217;y couper !<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019en suis ressorti sonn\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Incapable d&#8217;exprimer la moindre tonalit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Puis mon appel a \u00e9t\u00e9 rejet\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Une longue attente dans le couloir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A l&#8217;aube, une derni\u00e8re conversation<\/p>\n<p>Et la sentence ex\u00e9cut\u00e9e\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ils m\u2019ont coup\u00e9 le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone !<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Je ne m\u2019en souviens pas, j\u2019avais d\u00e9croch\u00e9\u2026 On m\u2019y avait sans doute pouss\u00e9&#8230; \u00e0 l\u2019eau ? Qui est-ce encore, au bout du fil ??? Je suis occup\u00e9, vous comprenez ?! \u00a0 J\u2019avoue tout, j\u2019ai franchi la ligne\u2026 Au d\u00e9part je m&#8217;\u00e9tais mur\u00e9 dans le silence A tous vos appels, j\u2019ai fait la sourde oreille [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[1187,1710,1705,1708,1711,1712,1706,1709,1713,1714,1717,1715,1704,1707,1716],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-traficotages","tag-appareil","tag-bigophone","tag-central-telephonique","tag-coupure-de-telephone","tag-grelot","tag-mobile","tag-nouvel-operateur","tag-phone-casse","tag-portable","tag-taxiphone","tag-telecom","tag-telecommunication","tag-telephone-portable","tag-telephonie-fixe","tag-tube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22380,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions\/22380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}