{"id":13610,"date":"2018-04-29T13:51:09","date_gmt":"2018-04-29T12:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=13610"},"modified":"2018-04-30T06:35:30","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T05:35:30","slug":"super-carton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/super-carton\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Carton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/super-carton\/super-carton_sunof-net\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13611\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13611 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/super-carton_SunOf.net_.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"410\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/super-carton_SunOf.net_.png 600w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/super-carton_SunOf.net_-300x233.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Les laboratoires <strong>SunOf<\/strong> viennent d\u2019annoncer la production en s\u00e9rie de leur derni\u00e8re cr\u00e9ation : Le <strong>Super Carton<\/strong>\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Il s\u2019agit, comme son appellation marketing le laisse ais\u00e9ment deviner, d\u2019un <strong>carton de d\u00e9m\u00e9nagement<\/strong> augment\u00e9 d\u2019aptitudes sp\u00e9ciales, toutes inspir\u00e9es des derni\u00e8res innovations en mati\u00e8re de <strong>super-pouvoirs<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Ce carton peut \u00eatre rempli \u00e0 ras le couvercle de tout objet pouvant tenir \u00e0 c\u0153ur le plus ambulant de ses acqu\u00e9reurs ! En outre, l\u2019avantage de cet emballage r\u00e9volutionnaire est qu\u2019il demeure \u00e9tonnamment <strong>robuste et extr\u00eamement l\u00e9ger<\/strong> lorsqu\u2019il s\u2019agit ensuite de le transporter \u00e0 bras d\u2019homme au travers des arri\u00e8re-cours, dans les m\u00e9andres des corridors et des cages d\u2019escaliers.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9sormais, lorsque vous solliciterez de l&#8217;aide, sans oublier de faire r\u00e9f\u00e9rence au<strong> Super Carton<\/strong>, nul invit\u00e9 tri\u00e9 sur le volet, destin\u00e9 \u00e0 venir physiquement prendre part aux r\u00e9jouissances de votre changement de domicile, n\u2019osera plus esquisser la moindre grimace embarrass\u00e9e ni ne trouvera d\u2019assez cr\u00e9dible justification pour envisager sa non-participation au plus fastoche et distrayant jour de d\u00e9m\u00e9nagement\u00a0de toute <strong>son<\/strong> existence !<\/p>\n<p>Autre avantage : Les super-cartons peuvent \u00eatre empil\u00e9s sans risque de conflit pseudo-hi\u00e9rarchique et n&#8217;ont pas \u00e9t\u00e9 con\u00e7us avec une obsolescence programm\u00e9e dans leur capacit\u00e9 de collaboration\u00a0! Ils sont r\u00e9utilisables !<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laissez-vous convaincre\u00a0<u>maintenant<\/u><\/strong> : Commandez d\u00e8s aujourd\u2019hui un <strong>kit<\/strong> de bienvenue de dix super cartons et vous multipliez instantan\u00e9ment par dix, d\u00e8s la r\u00e9ception de votre colis, vos attentes en mati\u00e8re de vivacit\u00e9 et d\u2019efficacit\u00e9 lors de votre prochain changement d\u2019adresse\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Vous \u00eates <strong>Super Mat\u00e9rialiste<\/strong>\u00a0? Alors, pourquoi ne pas faire imm\u00e9diatement confiance \u00e0 <strong>Super Carton<\/strong> ?<\/p>\n<div id=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini\" class=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini_box\" style=\"background: initial !important; border: initial !important; border-radius: initial !important; border-spacing: initial !important; border-collapse: initial !important; direction: ltr !important; flex-direction: initial !important; font-weight: initial !important; height: initial !important; letter-spacing: initial !important; min-width: initial !important; max-width: initial !important; min-height: initial !important; max-height: initial !important; margin: auto !important; outline: initial !important; padding: initial !important; position: absolute; table-layout: initial !important; text-align: initial !important; text-shadow: initial !important; width: initial !important; word-break: initial !important; word-spacing: initial !important; overflow-wrap: initial !important; box-sizing: initial !important; display: initial !important; color: inherit !important; font-size: 13px !important; font-family: X-LocaleSpecific, sans-serif, Tahoma, Helvetica !important; line-height: 13px !important; vertical-align: top !important; white-space: inherit !important; left: 301px; top: 484px; opacity: 0.2;\">\n<div id=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini_logo\" class=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini\" title=\"Traduire le texte s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini_sound\" class=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini\" title=\"Lecture\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini_copy\" class=\"s3gt_translate_tooltip_mini\" title=\"Copier le texte dans le presse-papiers\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les laboratoires SunOf viennent d\u2019annoncer la production en s\u00e9rie de leur derni\u00e8re cr\u00e9ation : Le Super Carton\u00a0! 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