{"id":16646,"date":"2019-01-19T15:37:40","date_gmt":"2019-01-19T14:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=16646"},"modified":"2019-01-23T17:54:13","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T16:54:13","slug":"vilain-mousticot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/vilain-mousticot\/","title":{"rendered":"Vilain mousticot !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"377\" height=\"227\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/vilain_moustico_SunOf.net_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16647\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/vilain_moustico_SunOf.net_.jpg 377w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/vilain_moustico_SunOf.net_-300x181.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><figcaption>Musique : Celle du g\u00e9n\u00e9rique de d\u00e9but de la s\u00e9rie t\u00e9l\u00e9 Dexter<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>La police scientifique a trouv\u00e9 un insecte mort \u00e0 l&#8217;int\u00e9rieur d&#8217;une voiture vol\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le pr\u00e9l\u00e8vement ADN effectu\u00e9 sur l&#8217;insecte leur a permis de clairement identifier le coupable du vol de ce v\u00e9hicule ! Les preuves accablaient le moustique \u00e0 99.89% ! Si vous aussi, \u00e0 l&#8217;instar de cet insecte, \u00eates sur le point de commettre un larcin, soyez pr\u00e9venu que de nos jours, les moyens dont dispose la police pour vous coincer ont fortement progress\u00e9 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avec la prolif\u00e9ration des tests ADN pour raisons m\u00e9dicales, si votre grand-p\u00e8re, votre demi-s\u0153ur ou votre petit-fils font un jour l&#8217;un de ces tests, les enqu\u00eateurs seront en mesure \u00e0 partir de son \u00e9chantillon de remonter le p\u00e9digr\u00e9e de votre mat\u00e9riel g\u00e9n\u00e9tique et vous mettront t\u00f4t ou tard le grappin dessus !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors faites comme vous le sentez, mais je crois qu&#8217;il sera d\u00e9sormais pr\u00e9f\u00e9rable de la louer ou de l&#8217;acheter plut\u00f4t que de la chourer cette caisse&#8230;<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">&gt;.&lt;<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Indice 50 - ESMA 2016\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NXX_9DTv0LA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption><strong>Il y a aussi d&#8217;honn\u00eates moustiques qui en \u00e9t\u00e9, vont \u00e0 la plage comme tout le monde !<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">>.&lt;<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L&#8217;insecte qui a du piquant, est un th\u00e8me r\u00e9current sur ce blog : <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-sunof-net-le-blog\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"cqMSow6LMy\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/berceuse-pour-un-predateur\/\">Berceuse pour un pr\u00e9dateur<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Berceuse pour un pr\u00e9dateur&#8221; &#8212; SunOf.net :-: Le blog :-:\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/berceuse-pour-un-predateur\/embed\/#?secret=hwpikMKnQG#?secret=cqMSow6LMy\" data-secret=\"cqMSow6LMy\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La police scientifique a trouv\u00e9 un insecte mort \u00e0 l&#8217;int\u00e9rieur d&#8217;une voiture vol\u00e9e. Le pr\u00e9l\u00e8vement ADN effectu\u00e9 sur l&#8217;insecte leur a permis de clairement identifier le coupable du vol de ce v\u00e9hicule ! Les preuves accablaient le moustique \u00e0 99.89% ! Si vous aussi, \u00e0 l&#8217;instar de cet insecte, \u00eates sur le point de commettre [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3847,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piratages-pillages-divers","category-surmenages"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16646"}],"version-history":[{"count":92,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16784,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16646\/revisions\/16784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}