{"id":1726,"date":"2012-08-29T17:21:19","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T17:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2012-08-30T06:46:24","modified_gmt":"2012-08-30T06:46:24","slug":"re-generation-une-bonne-vieille-histoire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/re-generation-une-bonne-vieille-histoire\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00e9-g\u00e9n\u00e9ration ! ( Une bonne vieille histoire )"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sur ma gueule soulign\u00e9e, plus d\u2019amertume ni de ride manifeste,<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

C’est qu’il\u00a0n’est pas question de clamser l\u00e0, sans exiger\u00a0les meilleurs\u00a0restes\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

D\u2019ailleurs les douleurs lancinantes ont fini par cesser de s\u2019obstiner<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Les somnif\u00e8res, je m\u2019endors m\u00eame dessus, apr\u00e8s les avoir oubli\u00e9s\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h4>\n

Vous m\u2019aviez sans doute d\u00e9j\u00e0 jug\u00e9 digne adversaire, mais\u00a0r\u00e9sign\u00e9 perdant\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Dans ma lutte obstin\u00e9e contre tous les caprices du temps\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Juste l\u00e0, je n\u2019ai plus besoin d\u2019aucune b\u00e9quille ni m\u00eame de lunettes<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Et si une sale gueule me cherche, c\u2019est encore sur le champ que <\/span>je la lui p\u00e8te\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h4>\n

C\u2019est que le g\u00e2teux que tu as devant toi, il s\u2019est fait r\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9rer les piles !<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Hier \u00e0 l’aube, il s\u2019est fait radier de l\u2019ordre v\u00e9n\u00e9rable des croulants s\u00e9niles\u00a0! <\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Il n’a\u00a0jamais demand\u00e9 \u00e0 \u00eatre\u00a0inventori\u00e9 au rang des monuments ni\u00a0class\u00e9 vestige<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Pourquoi\u00a0perdre la raison, et celle d\u2019\u00eatre, dans une ultime\u00a0acrobatie sans vertige\u00a0???<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h4>\n

L\u2019autre jour ils ont tent\u00e9 de me conduire au lugubre manoir des corps fatigu\u00e9s <\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Le jardin y est bien vert, \u00a0un peu <\/span>comme je pouvais l\u2019\u00eatre dans mes jeunes ann\u00e9es\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

Ils m\u2019ont tous en c\u0153ur fragile, chevrot\u00e9 la bienvenue au grand ghetto des seniors\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

C\u2019est qu’un h\u00e9ros d\u00e9chu, c\u2019est\u00a0juste comp\u00e9tent pour pr\u00e9parer\u00a0son rencart avec la mort\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h4>\n

Et\u00a0d\u00e8s la premi\u00e8re porte d\u00e9rob\u00e9e, dans le long couloir menant \u00e0 \u00a0<\/span>la funeste convocation,<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

J\u2019ai fauss\u00e9 compagnie aux auxiliaires de la faucheuse,\u00a0qui\u00a0n’aura qu’\u00e0 partout me chercher\u00a0!!!<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n

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Sur ma gueule soulign\u00e9e, plus d\u2019amertume ni de ride manifeste, C’est qu’il\u00a0n’est pas question de clamser l\u00e0, sans exiger\u00a0les meilleurs\u00a0restes\u00a0! D\u2019ailleurs les douleurs lancinantes ont fini par cesser de s\u2019obstiner Les somnif\u00e8res, je m\u2019endors m\u00eame dessus, apr\u00e8s les avoir oubli\u00e9s\u2026 \u00a0 Vous m\u2019aviez sans doute d\u00e9j\u00e0 jug\u00e9 digne adversaire, mais\u00a0r\u00e9sign\u00e9 perdant\u00a0? Dans ma lutte obstin\u00e9e […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[2631,2630,2621,2619,2620,2610,2611,2617,2618,2613,2625,2614,2626,2615,2627,2632,2616,2607,2609,2624,2622,2608,2612,2623,2628,2629],"class_list":["post-1726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deballages","tag-amoureux-de-la-vie","tag-geriatrie","tag-la-faucheuse","tag-lutte-contre-la-mort","tag-lutter-contre-la-mort","tag-maison-de-retraite","tag-mourroir","tag-pension","tag-pensionnaire","tag-personne-agee","tag-petite-vieille","tag-rebelle","tag-ressuciter","tag-retraite","tag-revigore","tag-survivant","tag-time-flies","tag-troisieme-age","tag-usure","tag-vieillard","tag-vieille-histoire","tag-vieillesse","tag-vieux","tag-vieux-con","tag-vigoureux","tag-vivant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":64,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1791,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions\/1791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}