{"id":20485,"date":"2019-07-11T09:59:10","date_gmt":"2019-07-11T08:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=20485"},"modified":"2019-07-11T22:35:30","modified_gmt":"2019-07-11T21:35:30","slug":"rattitudes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/rattitudes\/","title":{"rendered":"Rattitudes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Je suis <em><strong>rat<\/strong><\/em> d\u2019\u00e9gout depuis des g\u00e9n\u00e9<em><strong>rat<\/strong><\/em>ions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est comme un <em>rat<\/em> des villes, mais en plus <em>rat<\/em>ibois\u00e9. Qui se sent \u00e0 l&#8217;aise dans la figu<em>rat<\/em>ion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Une face\nde <em>rat<\/em>. Un ing<em>rat<\/em>. Un ir<em>rat<\/em>ionnel. Un <em>rat<\/em>\u00e9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un pi<em>rat<\/em>e.\nDu ba<em>rat<\/em>in \u00e0 tous les <em>r\u00e2t<\/em>eliers pour g<em>rat<\/em>ter sa <em>rat<\/em>ion\ng<em>rat<\/em>uite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un malf<em>rat<\/em>.\nUn sc\u00e9l\u00e9<em>rat<\/em>. Un d\u00e9couragement pour votre odo<em>rat<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A force de <em>rat<\/em>ures, de frust<em>rat<\/em>ions et d\u2019embarras, je suis arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 satu<em>rat<\/em>ion !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C&#8217;est un <em>rat<\/em>on-laveur <em>rat<\/em>ionnel qui m\u2019a conseill\u00e9 de <em>rat<\/em>isser plus large&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Rat <\/em>de laboratoire&nbsp;? Faire un docto<em>rat<\/em>&nbsp;? Signer plein de cont<em>rat<\/em>s&nbsp;? Me lancer dans une activit\u00e9 luc<em>rat<\/em>ive r\u00e9mun\u00e9<em>rat<\/em>rice&nbsp;? Viser le g<em>rat<\/em>in, la magist<em>rat<\/em>ure, l\u2019aristoc<em>rat<\/em>ie&nbsp;ou m\u00eame la st<em>rat<\/em>osph\u00e8re ? Convaincre un \u00e9lecto<em>rat<\/em>&nbsp;depuis le sommet d\u2019un g<em>rat<\/em>te-ciel ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et pourquoi pas&nbsp;? Qui vivra verra&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il y a peu, j\u2019ai manqu\u00e9 un rendez-vous important avec une tr\u00e8s belle souris \u00e0 l\u2019op\u00e9ra. Je la portais en grande admi<em>rat<\/em>ion. J&#8217;\u00e9tais p\u00e9tri d\u2019inspi<em>rat<\/em>ion pour lui fredonner ma d\u00e9cla<em>rat<\/em>ion. Mais on s\u2019est <em>rat<\/em>\u00e9s de peu. J\u2019ai d\u00fb manquer de mode<em>rat<\/em>o ou de vib<em>rat<\/em>o ou peut-\u00eatre s\u2019attendait-elle de ma part \u00e0 une aura et \u00e0 une st<em>rat<\/em>\u00e9gie d\u2019ext<em>rat<\/em>errestre&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors j\u2019ai pris le chemin de la mig<em>rat<\/em>ion pour devenir <em><strong>rat<\/strong><\/em><strong> des champs<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne suis pas encore assez <em>rat<\/em>atin\u00e9 pour abandonner l\u2019\u00e9labo<em>rat<\/em>ion de nouveaux st<em>rat<\/em>ag\u00e8mes&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et pourquoi pas&nbsp;? Qui vivra verra&nbsp;! M\u00eame si pour un temps, \u00e7a devait encore \u00eatre un peu par procu<em>rat<\/em>ion&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"518\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Echelle_et_meule_de_foin_SunOf.net_.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Echelle_et_meule_de_foin_SunOf.net_.png 600w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Echelle_et_meule_de_foin_SunOf.net_-300x259.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis rat d\u2019\u00e9gout depuis des g\u00e9n\u00e9rations. C\u2019est comme un rat des villes, mais en plus ratibois\u00e9. Qui se sent \u00e0 l&#8217;aise dans la figuration. Une face de rat. Un ingrat. Un irrationnel. Un rat\u00e9. Un pirate. Du baratin \u00e0 tous les r\u00e2teliers pour gratter sa ration gratuite. Un malfrat. Un sc\u00e9l\u00e9rat. 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