{"id":2112,"date":"2012-10-19T08:53:33","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T08:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=2112"},"modified":"2012-10-22T07:22:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:22:31","slug":"vice-de-conception-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/vice-de-conception-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Vice de conception ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;est bien connu, selon\u00a0un cahier des charges pr\u00e9cis, le cr\u00e9ateur \u00e0 entre-autre\u00a0dot\u00e9\u00a0l\u2019homme d&#8217;un <strong>cerveau<\/strong> et d&#8217;une <strong>queue<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00a0l&#8217;\u00e9poque, sans aucune norme sur laquelle s&#8217;appuyer et\u00a0dans le but de\u00a0tenir des d\u00e9lais\u00a0assez courts, le cr\u00e9ateur a pourvu le prototype\u00a0d&#8217;une pompe\u00a0rapidement disponible mais l\u00e9g\u00e8rement sous-dimensionn\u00e9e, ne g\u00e9n\u00e9rant\u00a0pas suffisamment de pression sanguine pour les irriguer les deux en m\u00eame temps&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Voici en exclusivit\u00e9, un document secret\u00a0qu&#8217;un\u00a0&#8220;whistleblower&#8221;\u00a0(qui souhaite garder l&#8217;annonymat) \u00e0 fait parvenir \u00e0 la r\u00e9daction de WikiPixLix.<\/p>\n<p>Il a pu photocopier l&#8217;original \u00e0 l&#8217;insu des gardiens dans les\u00a0archives du\u00a0bureau technique.<\/p>\n<p>Le document\u00a0n&#8217;a donc pas pu \u00eatre\u00a0dat\u00e9 au carbone 14\u00a0, ni m\u00eame pu \u00eatre authentifi\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Cerveau-et-plomberie1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2164 aligncenter\" title=\"Cerveau et plomberie\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Cerveau-et-plomberie1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Cerveau-et-plomberie1.jpg 350w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Cerveau-et-plomberie1-150x300.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;est bien connu, selon\u00a0un cahier des charges pr\u00e9cis, le cr\u00e9ateur \u00e0 entre-autre\u00a0dot\u00e9\u00a0l\u2019homme d&#8217;un cerveau et d&#8217;une queue. A\u00a0l&#8217;\u00e9poque, sans aucune norme sur laquelle s&#8217;appuyer et\u00a0dans le but de\u00a0tenir des d\u00e9lais\u00a0assez courts, le cr\u00e9ateur a pourvu le prototype\u00a0d&#8217;une pompe\u00a0rapidement disponible mais l\u00e9g\u00e8rement sous-dimensionn\u00e9e, ne g\u00e9n\u00e9rant\u00a0pas suffisamment de pression sanguine pour les irriguer les deux en m\u00eame [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[195,3080,3093,981,894,3088,3089,3074,2128,896,14,2127,3078,3095,165,3090,3091,3081,3092,3082,983,3083,3094,3076,3077,3075,3072,3084,897,895,3096,3085,3073,3086,3087],"class_list":["post-2112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-temoignages","tag-bete-de-sexe","tag-biroute","tag-bistouquette","tag-bite","tag-cerveau","tag-cervelle","tag-ciboulot","tag-comment-ca-marche","tag-corps-caverneux","tag-defaut-des-hommes","tag-dessin","tag-errection","tag-fonction-errectile","tag-functional-diagram","tag-humour","tag-intelligence","tag-matiere-grise","tag-membre-viril","tag-meninges","tag-organe","tag-penis","tag-phallus","tag-plan-b","tag-plomberie","tag-pompe-a-haut-debit","tag-prototype","tag-quequette","tag-queue","tag-selon-mes-plans","tag-sexe","tag-synopsis","tag-verge","tag-zigounette","tag-zizi","tag-zob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2112"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2241,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112\/revisions\/2241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}