{"id":21762,"date":"2019-08-29T11:10:05","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T10:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=21762"},"modified":"2019-08-30T12:56:56","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T11:56:56","slug":"melange-des-genres-et-des-couleurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/melange-des-genres-et-des-couleurs\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e9lange des genres et des couleurs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois, un fonctionnaire haut en couleur locataire d&#8217;une <strong><em>Maison Blanche<\/em><\/strong> que le peuple surnommait volontiers l&#8217;<strong><em>Homme Orange<\/em><\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un beau matin en se r\u00e9veillant, l&#8217;<strong><em>Homme Orange<\/em><\/strong> par coquetterie, mais aussi pour \u00e9pater la galerie de ses \u00e9lecteurs, d\u00e9cida qu&#8217;il pouvait s&#8217;offrir le <strong><em>Pays Vert<\/em><\/strong> (Greenland \/ Gro\u00ebnland)  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et c&#8217;est \u00e0 peine r\u00e9veill\u00e9, que ce fonctionnaire a d\u00e9croch\u00e9 son <em><strong>T\u00e9l\u00e9phone Rouge<\/strong> <\/em>pour faire une offre de rachat en<em> <strong>Bi<\/strong><\/em><strong><em>llets Verts<\/em><\/strong> aux propri\u00e9taires du <strong><em>Pays Vert<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais il s&#8217;est retrouv\u00e9 face \u00e0 l&#8217;un de ces <strong><em>Murs Gris\u00e2tres <\/em><\/strong>qu&#8217;il a lui m\u00eame pour habitude de dresser,<strong><em> <\/em><\/strong>et ce, m\u00eame s&#8217;il devait s&#8217;ent\u00eater \u00e0 aller jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 signer un <strong><em>Ch\u00e8que en Blanc<\/em><\/strong> pour payer le prix de son hypoth\u00e9tique acquisition territoriale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un soir, alors que nous plaisantions, rapport aux moult exc\u00e8s provocateurs et grotesques de ce fonctionnaire incontr\u00f4lable et capricieux, j&#8217;avais spontan\u00e9ment suppos\u00e9 qu&#8217;il me semblait que si on m\u00e9langeait \u00e0 parts \u00e9gales de l&#8217;<strong>orange<\/strong> et du <strong>vert<\/strong> , le r\u00e9sultat pourrait bien \u00eatre assez proche de la <strong>couleur de la merde<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et c&#8217;est aujourd&#8217;hui dans le but de v\u00e9rifier cette supposition , que j&#8217;ai proc\u00e9d\u00e9 \u00e0 une v\u00e9rification :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"312\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/is_greenland_for_sale_mixer-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21824\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/is_greenland_for_sale_mixer-1.png 312w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/is_greenland_for_sale_mixer-1-252x300.png 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il \u00e9tait une fois, un fonctionnaire haut en couleur locataire d&#8217;une Maison Blanche que le peuple surnommait volontiers l&#8217;Homme Orange. Un beau matin en se r\u00e9veillant, l&#8217;Homme Orange par coquetterie, mais aussi pour \u00e9pater la galerie de ses \u00e9lecteurs, d\u00e9cida qu&#8217;il pouvait s&#8217;offrir le Pays Vert (Greenland \/ Gro\u00ebnland) Et c&#8217;est \u00e0 peine r\u00e9veill\u00e9, que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,8202],"tags":[10482,10481],"class_list":["post-21762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","category-dezinguages","tag-melange-des-couleurs","tag-melange-des-genres"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21762"}],"version-history":[{"count":58,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21846,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21762\/revisions\/21846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}