{"id":2186,"date":"2012-10-20T15:49:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T15:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=2186"},"modified":"2019-09-16T09:56:40","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T08:56:40","slug":"faites-demi-tour-des-que-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/faites-demi-tour-des-que-possible\/","title":{"rendered":"Faites demi-tour d\u00e8s que possible !"},"content":{"rendered":"

L’autre jour, avec madame\u00a0on s’est accord\u00e9 un break improvis\u00e9 !<\/p>\n

Une envie\u00a0soudaine d’aller faire une\u00a0surprise \u00e0\u00a0des amis,<\/p>\n

Voir du monde qu’on ne voit pas assez souvent !<\/p>\n

On a\u00a0pens\u00e9 profiter d’une coutume\u00a0locale li\u00e9e\u00a0\u00e0 l’espace-temps,<\/p>\n

En\u00a0souvenir de\u00a0la naissance de l’un\u00a0des leurs qui je le crois, s’appelait N\u00f6el…<\/p>\n

Alors qu’on\u00a0\u00e9tait en route pour\u00a0la lointaine plan\u00e8te,<\/p>\n

Situ\u00e9e dans la voie lact\u00e9e, le syst\u00e8me solaire,<\/p>\n

Alors qu’on glissait depuis d\u00e9j\u00e0 quelques ann\u00e9es-lumi\u00e8re,<\/p>\n

Voil\u00e0 que notre syst\u00e8me de navigation tombe en\u00a0rade !<\/p>\n

“Faites demi-tour d\u00e8s que possible !”<\/p>\n

“Impossible de recalculer un itin\u00e9raire”<\/p>\n

“D\u00e9sol\u00e9, mais votre destination\u00a0reste introuvable”<\/p>\n

Madame\u00a0m’a imm\u00e9diatement reproch\u00e9<\/p>\n

D’avoir toujours tendance \u00e0\u00a0remettre \u00e0 la fin des temps<\/p>\n

La mise \u00e0 jour des cartes de navigation…<\/p>\n

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L’autre jour, avec madame\u00a0on s’est accord\u00e9 un break improvis\u00e9 ! Une envie\u00a0soudaine d’aller faire une\u00a0surprise \u00e0\u00a0des amis, Voir du monde qu’on ne voit pas assez souvent ! On a\u00a0pens\u00e9 profiter d’une coutume\u00a0locale li\u00e9e\u00a0\u00e0 l’espace-temps, En\u00a0souvenir de\u00a0la naissance de l’un\u00a0des leurs qui je le crois, s’appelait N\u00f6el… Alors qu’on\u00a0\u00e9tait en route pour\u00a0la lointaine plan\u00e8te, Situ\u00e9e dans […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276],"tags":[2865,3109,984,3099,3105,3104,3106,3107,3110,1158,847,3097,3098,3102,3101,848,3108,1951,3112,2471,3100,3103,3111],"class_list":["post-2186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","tag-apocalypse","tag-armageddon","tag-automobile","tag-calendrier-maya","tag-coordonnees-gps","tag-dessin-drawing","tag-destination-finale","tag-destination-introuvable","tag-end-of-times","tag-espace","tag-extra-terrestre","tag-fin-des-temps","tag-fin-du-monde","tag-global-positioning-system","tag-gps","tag-ovni","tag-sortie-imminente","tag-tuning","tag-ufo","tag-univers","tag-vaisseau-spacial","tag-vehicule-spatial","tag-weltuntergang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2186"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22350,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions\/22350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}