{"id":22583,"date":"2019-09-26T14:27:52","date_gmt":"2019-09-26T13:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=22583"},"modified":"2019-09-30T13:46:10","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T12:46:10","slug":"incroyable-mais-je-suis-creve-quand-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/incroyable-mais-je-suis-creve-quand-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Un peu crev\u00e9 quand m\u00eame !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/increvable_SunOf.net_.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22584\" width=\"479\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/increvable_SunOf.net_.png 638w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/increvable_SunOf.net_-223x300.png 223w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/increvable_SunOf.net_-624x840.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Je savais d\u00e9j\u00e0 que j\u2019<em>\u00e9tais un peu<\/em> <strong>d\u00e9jant\u00e9<\/strong> !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Mais l\u00e0 en plus, je suis un peu <strong>crev\u00e9<\/strong> !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Jusqu\u2019ici <em>je n<\/em>&#8216;avais jamais <strong>manqu\u00e9 d\u2019air<\/strong> !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">D<em>roit dans <\/em>des <strong>bottes<\/strong> en deux exemplaires &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Mais depuis je titube sur un monde qui vacille<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Je me d\u00e9place en clopinant comme une chenille !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Impossible d\u00e8s lors de garder les pieds sur terre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Je me traine sur les autoroutes de la fourmili\u00e8re !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Inutile en fin de compte de n\u2019avoir qu&#8217;en mains<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">De bonnes cartes pour arpenter la marche du destin !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Hier j'ai d\u00e9log\u00e9 une vis de 12 mm de longueur plant\u00e9e \u00e0 la verticale \nla t\u00eate en bas dans la semelle de ma chaussure. Heureusement, elle \nn'avait pas travers\u00e9 ! Mais depuis, lorsque je marche sur sol lisse,\n\u00e7a fait un bruit g\u00eanant un pas sur deux... \nOn peut donc en conclure que j'ai \u00e9t\u00e9 victime d'une crevaison. \nCette m\u00e9saventure est \u00e0 la base de l'inspiration de cet article \nqui, dans la foul\u00e9e, a d\u00e9bouch\u00e9 sur cette parodie d'une \ndes cartes d'atout du jeu des 1000 bornes qu'on appelle aussi \n\"une botte\".\n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;.&lt; Je savais d\u00e9j\u00e0 que j\u2019\u00e9tais un peu d\u00e9jant\u00e9 ! Mais l\u00e0 en plus, je suis un peu crev\u00e9 ! Jusqu\u2019ici je n&#8216;avais jamais manqu\u00e9 d\u2019air ! Droit dans des bottes en deux exemplaires &#8230; Mais depuis je titube sur un monde qui vacille Je me d\u00e9place en clopinant comme une chenille ! Impossible d\u00e8s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,28,3847,5],"tags":[10547,10544,10554,10552,10545,10546,10548,10550,10551],"class_list":["post-22583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barbouillages","category-deballages","category-piratages-pillages-divers","category-surmenages","tag-atout-majeur","tag-botte-1000-bornes","tag-bottes-de-mille-lieues","tag-carte-atout","tag-carte-increvable","tag-droit-dans-tes-bottes","tag-jeu-des-mille-bornes","tag-puncture-proof","tag-trump-card"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22583"}],"version-history":[{"count":88,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22691,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22583\/revisions\/22691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}