{"id":2345,"date":"2012-12-11T15:29:22","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T15:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=2345"},"modified":"2012-12-11T15:33:37","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T15:33:37","slug":"eloge-de-ma-mauvaise-humeur-temporaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/eloge-de-ma-mauvaise-humeur-temporaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Eloge de ma mauvaise humeur (temporaire)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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On m\u2019a confi\u00e9 qu\u2019il parait qu\u2019on aurait entendu dire<\/p>\n

Qu\u2019apr\u00e8s le meilleur il ne restait plus qu\u2019\u00e0 s\u2019attendre au pire<\/p>\n

Un ami dont je tairai le nom m\u2019a confi\u00e9 de source peu s\u00fbre<\/p>\n

Que l\u2019humanit\u00e9 foncerait la t\u00eate haute la premi\u00e8re dans le mur !<\/p>\n

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Alors vous comprendrez que quelquefois je sombre dans la panique<\/p>\n

Que je vois poindre la fin de l\u2019\u00e9pisode puis tomber le brutal g\u00e9n\u00e9rique<\/p>\n

Mais avant que tout ne s\u2019\u00e9croule je me dois de transmettre la nouvelle<\/p>\n

Sans oublier au passage d\u2019y ajouter mon tout petit grain de sel<\/p>\n

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Comment vous n\u2019avez pas encore connaissance de la derni\u00e8re ?<\/p>\n

Un ast\u00e9ro\u00efde se dirige droit dans l\u2019axe vers notre bonne vieille terre<\/p>\n

Vous n\u2019\u00eatres pas inform\u00e9 \u00e0 propos de l\u2019ultime bobard qui fait tapage ?<\/p>\n

On pourrait ais\u00e9ment y croire s\u2019il ne s\u2019agissait pas que d\u2019un simple mirage.<\/p>\n

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Ce serait m\u00e9diocre de chercher \u00e0 propager un simple tout va tr\u00e8s bien<\/p>\n

J\u2019aurais l\u2019air d\u2019un individu autosuffisant et barbant qui n\u2019est au courant de rien<\/p>\n

Alors qu\u2019en tant que fournisseur des derniers des plus savoureux potins<\/p>\n

C\u2019est un vigilant complice du faussaire mena\u00e7ant que je deviens.<\/p>\n

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Si on devait vous demander vos sources surtout ne faites point mention<\/p>\n

De l\u2019identit\u00e9 du vilain menteur qui a sem\u00e9 \u00e0 tout vent cette confusion<\/p>\n

Son intention n\u2019\u00e9tait que d\u2019attirer un peu d\u2019attention sur sa petite personne<\/p>\n

Profitant de n\u2019\u00eatre le premier maillon de la chaine \u00e0 croquer dans la pomme<\/p>\n

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Apocalypses, adult\u00e8res et voisinages prenez garde \u00e0 ma m\u00e9disance<\/p>\n

Je saurai faire monter la mayonnaise et sublimer vos probables nuisances<\/p>\n

D\u2019ailleurs j\u2019imagine que vous n\u2019avez pas encore eu vent de la derni\u00e8re ?<\/p>\n

Monsieur et Madame tout le monde auraient de bien mauvaises mani\u00e8res\u2026<\/p>\n

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On m\u2019a confi\u00e9 qu\u2019il parait qu\u2019on aurait entendu dire Qu\u2019apr\u00e8s le meilleur il ne restait plus qu\u2019\u00e0 s\u2019attendre au pire Un ami dont je tairai le nom m\u2019a confi\u00e9 de source peu s\u00fbre Que l\u2019humanit\u00e9 foncerait la t\u00eate haute la premi\u00e8re dans le mur !   Alors vous comprendrez que quelquefois je sombre dans la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[3409,2865,3410,3411,3412,3413,948,2552,3414,3433,117,3415,2116,1531,3416,3417,3418,3435,3419,3420,3421,3098,3289,165,3422,3434,3423,3424,3425,1019,3426,3427,3428,3429,3282,197,2267,2558,3430,2144,2143,3436,1824,3431,3432],"class_list":["post-2345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deballages","tag-aigreur","tag-apocalypse","tag-attitude","tag-bisbille","tag-bizarrerie","tag-bouderie","tag-brouille","tag-caprice","tag-caractere","tag-caracteriel","tag-colere","tag-contrariete","tag-coup-de-sang","tag-desir","tag-disposition","tag-etat-dame","tag-etat-desprit","tag-evacuer","tag-extravagance","tag-facherie","tag-fantaisie","tag-fin-du-monde","tag-folie","tag-humour","tag-impatience","tag-impression","tag-impulsion","tag-impurete","tag-irregularite","tag-irritation","tag-lubie","tag-manie","tag-maniere-detre","tag-mecontentement","tag-melancolie","tag-nature","tag-naturel","tag-passade","tag-rancune","tag-reaction","tag-reactivite","tag-soupape","tag-temperament","tag-verve","tag-vivacite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2345"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2429,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345\/revisions\/2429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}