{"id":2439,"date":"2012-12-14T09:21:48","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T09:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=2439"},"modified":"2012-12-14T09:23:58","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T09:23:58","slug":"lhibernation-mais-quest-ce-que-cest-quoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/lhibernation-mais-quest-ce-que-cest-quoi\/","title":{"rendered":"L&#8217;hibernation, mais qu&#8217;est ce que c&#8217;est quoi ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Bonhomme-de-neige.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2440 aligncenter\" title=\"Bonhomme de neige\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Bonhomme-de-neige.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"558\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Bonhomme-de-neige.png 530w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Bonhomme-de-neige-284x300.png 284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">L\u2019<strong>hibernation<\/strong> est un \u00e9tat de glandouillage\u00a0r\u00e9gul\u00e9 et prolong\u00e9, \u00e0 une p\u00e9riode propice\u00a0dans l&#8217;ann\u00e9e o\u00f9, de toute mani\u00e8re,\u00a0z\u00e9ro festival de rock\u00a0vintage ni aucun barbecue n&#8217;est organis\u00e9 par qui que ce soit !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C&#8217;est le moment id\u00e9al pour\u00a0s&#8217;\u00e9conomiser la\u00a0carcasse et ralentir la cadence des\u00a0festins et des d\u00e9bauches \u00e0 r\u00e9p\u00e9tition. C&#8217;est \u00e9galement le moment id\u00e9al pour une raisonnable tentative de purification de l&#8217;esprit et du corps.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Durant plusieurs jours\u00a0d&#8217;affil\u00e9e (des semaines ou des mois , ceci peut varier selon l&#8217;esp\u00e8ce)\u00a0cet \u00e9tat\u00a0particulier permet aux\u00a0\u00eatres fatigu\u00e9s de conserver leur \u00e9nergie\u00a0durant les grosses froidures jusqu&#8217;au prochain r\u00e9veil de la nature.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Durant l\u2019hibernation, les\u00a0sujets\u00a0ralentissent leur stress\u00a0jusqu\u2019\u00e0 des niveaux tr\u00e8s au-dessous des\u00a0standards\u00a0minimaux habituellement requis\u00a0par\u00a0leur train de vie\u00a0dans\u00a0leur\u00a0soci\u00e9t\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Une fois les\u00a0c\u00e2illantes\u00a0venues, les\u00a0fr\u00e9quences respiratoires et cardiaques s\u2019abaissent graduellement. C&#8217;est en utilisant (tant qu&#8217;\u00e0 faire plut\u00f4t \u00e0 bon escient d&#8217;ailleurs),\u00a0les stocks d&#8217;embonpoint\u00a0amass\u00e9s durant\u00a0les mois\u00a0d&#8217;activit\u00e9s\u00a0fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiques\u00a0du cycle \u00a0impos\u00e9 par les saisons que les\u00a0cr\u00e9atures survivent \u00e0\u00a0cette p\u00e9riode, souvent\u00a0d&#8217;ailleurs injustement\u00a0qualifi\u00e9e de\u00a0&#8220;mauvaise&#8221; saison !<\/p>\n<p>Pour reprendre en douceur une existence normale suite \u00e0 une hibernation, il est conseill\u00e9 de ne pas se laisser r\u00e9veiller d\u2019une autre mani\u00e8re que par des chants d&#8217;oiseaux.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019hibernation est un \u00e9tat de glandouillage\u00a0r\u00e9gul\u00e9 et prolong\u00e9, \u00e0 une p\u00e9riode propice\u00a0dans l&#8217;ann\u00e9e o\u00f9, de toute mani\u00e8re,\u00a0z\u00e9ro festival de rock\u00a0vintage ni aucun barbecue n&#8217;est organis\u00e9 par qui que ce soit ! C&#8217;est le moment id\u00e9al pour\u00a0s&#8217;\u00e9conomiser la\u00a0carcasse et ralentir la cadence des\u00a0festins et des d\u00e9bauches \u00e0 r\u00e9p\u00e9tition. C&#8217;est \u00e9galement le moment id\u00e9al pour une raisonnable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[1684,3457,3455,3104,1685,3449,3452,3453,3454,3448,3456,3451,1551,3450,262,132,1552,1687,1688,1690,131,3458,1691,1683],"class_list":["post-2439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abordages","tag-assoupissement","tag-bonhomme-de-neige","tag-caverne","tag-dessin-drawing","tag-dodo","tag-engourdissement","tag-frimas","tag-froid","tag-froidure","tag-grasse-matinee","tag-grotte","tag-hiberner","tag-hiver","tag-hivernation","tag-inaction","tag-nap","tag-neige","tag-repos","tag-ronflette","tag-roupillon","tag-sieste","tag-snowman","tag-somme","tag-sommeil-du-juste"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2439"}],"version-history":[{"count":44,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2485,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2439\/revisions\/2485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}