{"id":2496,"date":"2012-12-22T14:55:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-22T14:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=2496"},"modified":"2013-02-06T15:32:03","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T15:32:03","slug":"et-a-la-fin-le-mec-sen-tire-une-fois-de-plus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/et-a-la-fin-le-mec-sen-tire-une-fois-de-plus\/","title":{"rendered":"Et \u00e0 la fin, le mec s&#8217;en tire, une fois de plus !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/apocalypse1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2500 aligncenter\" title=\"apocalypse\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/apocalypse1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/apocalypse1.png 510w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/apocalypse1-300x160.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dans mon existence de mis\u00e9rable <strong><em>sapiens<\/em><\/strong>, j&#8217;ai connu bien des vents contraires et ai eu chaud \u00e0 plus d&#8217;une occasion, <strong>mais<\/strong> je suis toujours l\u00e0&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J&#8217;ai connu des situations \u00e0 vous faire froid dans le dos, ai travers\u00e9 maints hivers extr\u00eamement rigoureux\u00a0: Il m\u2019a suffi de mettre des gants et de m\u2019armer de courage pour affronter le d\u00e9cha\u00eenement des\u00a0\u00e9l\u00e9ments\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J&#8217;ai maintes fois failli crever la gueule ouverte dans des contr\u00e9es inhospitali\u00e8res et ai,\u00a0plus souvent qu&#8217;\u00e0 mon tour, cru\u00a0pousser mon dernier\u00a0r\u00e2le dans de sinistres coupe-gorges.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J&#8217;ai affront\u00e9 quantit\u00e9 de cr\u00e9atures mena\u00e7antes, d\u00fb me d\u00e9fendre avec f\u00e9rocit\u00e9 contre de voraces pr\u00e9dateurs. A c\u00f4t\u00e9 de \u00e7a, j&#8217;ai livr\u00e9 mille batailles durant lesquelles j&#8217;ai combattu\u00a0nombre d&#8217;ogres et de dragons !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sans vouloir me vanter, j&#8217;ai \u00e9galement entre-autres, r\u00e9sist\u00e9 \u00e0 la crise du p\u00e9trole, \u00e0 celle des sub-primes, et ai survol\u00e9 sans mal, la fameuse crise des missiles\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En outre, j\u2019ai parfaitement su me remettre d&#8217;aplomb, dans une grotte,\u00a0apr\u00e8s chacune de mes crises de nerfs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je compte parmi ceux qui ont miraculeusement surv\u00e9cu au bug de l&#8217;an 2000, alors \u00a0qu&#8217;\u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9poque je n&#8217;en menais pas large, \u00e9tant moi-m\u00eame homme r\u00e9put\u00e9 un brin binaire et minimaliste !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Et aujourd&#8217;hui, voil\u00e0 que je <strong>m&#8217;\u00e9ternise<\/strong> sur cette plan\u00e8te, malgr\u00e9 l&#8217;annonce d&#8217;un tr\u00e8s mauvais bulletin m\u00e9t\u00e9orologique, des pr\u00e9visions apocalyptiques, un pr\u00e9sage\u00a0ass\u00e9n\u00e9 \u00e0 tout va avec un indice de confiance\u00a0plut\u00f4t\u00a0\u00e9lev\u00e9 !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je vais finir par croire que suis imp\u00e9rissable, quasi immortel !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans mon existence de mis\u00e9rable sapiens, j&#8217;ai connu bien des vents contraires et ai eu chaud \u00e0 plus d&#8217;une occasion, mais je suis toujours l\u00e0&#8230; J&#8217;ai connu des situations \u00e0 vous faire froid dans le dos, ai travers\u00e9 maints hivers extr\u00eamement rigoureux\u00a0: Il m\u2019a suffi de mettre des gants et de m\u2019armer de courage pour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[2865,3493,3500,3504,3503,3097,3098,3502,3501,3499,3497,3498,3505,566,3495,2632,3494,3496],"class_list":["post-2496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reportages","tag-apocalypse","tag-apocalytptique","tag-chevalier","tag-combattant","tag-dur-a-cuire","tag-fin-des-temps","tag-fin-du-monde","tag-gros-dur","tag-guerrier","tag-immortel","tag-incroyable","tag-indestructible","tag-muscle","tag-super-heros","tag-survie","tag-survivant","tag-survivor","tag-survivre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2496"}],"version-history":[{"count":39,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2866,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496\/revisions\/2866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}