{"id":27903,"date":"2020-06-03T05:52:22","date_gmt":"2020-06-03T04:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=27903"},"modified":"2020-06-03T05:52:22","modified_gmt":"2020-06-03T04:52:22","slug":"du-rififi-a-lheure-du-roupillon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/du-rififi-a-lheure-du-roupillon\/","title":{"rendered":"Du rififi \u00e0 l&#8217;heure du roupillon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">C&#8217;est dans un endroit fort agr\u00e9able et bien au frais,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Et que je pensais \u00eatre \u00e0 l\u2019abri des regards indiscrets,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Que je m\u2019appr\u00eatais \u00e0 camper ma sieste de la mi-journ\u00e9e,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Les paupi\u00e8res lourdes et les batteries d\u00e9charg\u00e9es.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Alors que je n\u2019\u00e9tais point \u00e0 l\u2019aff\u00fbt ni m\u00eame affam\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Voil\u00e0 qu\u2019un imprudent vint se glisser sous mon nez !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Mais quel sans-g\u00eane ose-t&#8217;il se permettre telle insolence ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">D&#8217;aguicher ainsi ma gourmandise en demie somnolence&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Mais mon instinct ne m\u2019a accord\u00e9 le loisir de gamberger<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Me rappelant que je suis plut\u00f4t de nature \u00e0 me r\u00e9galer !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Que doit primer l&#8217;intention de n\u2019en faire qu\u2019une bouch\u00e9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Sur celle d&#8217;encourir le p\u00e9ril de me faire croquer&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Alors je me suis jet\u00e9 par surprise sur cette p\u00e2ture distraite<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Ne lui laissant la moindre chance de retrouver toute sa t\u00eate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"557\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/serpent_qui_se-mord-la_SunOf.net_-1024x557.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27904\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/serpent_qui_se-mord-la_SunOf.net_-1024x557.png 1024w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/serpent_qui_se-mord-la_SunOf.net_-300x163.png 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/serpent_qui_se-mord-la_SunOf.net_-768x418.png 768w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/serpent_qui_se-mord-la_SunOf.net_-624x339.png 624w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/serpent_qui_se-mord-la_SunOf.net_.png 1092w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;est dans un endroit fort agr\u00e9able et bien au frais, Et que je pensais \u00eatre \u00e0 l\u2019abri des regards indiscrets, Que je m\u2019appr\u00eatais \u00e0 camper ma sieste de la mi-journ\u00e9e, Les paupi\u00e8res lourdes et les batteries d\u00e9charg\u00e9es. &gt;.&lt; Alors que je n\u2019\u00e9tais point \u00e0 l\u2019aff\u00fbt ni m\u00eame affam\u00e9 Voil\u00e0 qu\u2019un imprudent vint se glisser sous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[11112,11115,11111,11113,11110,11114],"class_list":["post-27903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deballages","tag-cercle-vicieux","tag-manger-ou-se-faire-manger","tag-ouroboros","tag-probleme-sans-fin","tag-serpent-qui-se-mord-la-queue","tag-sieste-appetissante"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27903"}],"version-history":[{"count":54,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27958,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27903\/revisions\/27958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}