{"id":29123,"date":"2020-07-11T12:15:05","date_gmt":"2020-07-11T11:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=29123"},"modified":"2020-07-31T10:20:16","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T09:20:16","slug":"mr-lowbattery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/mr-lowbattery\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. LowBattery"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Mister_LowBattery_SunOf.net_-644x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29124\" width=\"483\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Mister_LowBattery_SunOf.net_-644x1024.png 644w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Mister_LowBattery_SunOf.net_-189x300.png 189w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Mister_LowBattery_SunOf.net_-624x992.png 624w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Mister_LowBattery_SunOf.net_.png 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><figcaption>Une photo finish, datant de juillet 2020<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ai r\u00e9cemment appr\u00e9ci\u00e9 deux excellentes s\u00e9ries t\u00e9l\u00e9 dont les titres commencent par \u00ab&nbsp;Mister&nbsp;\u00bb &nbsp;(ou Mr.) Et \u00e7a m\u2019a rappel\u00e9 un gars que j\u2019ai connu et que j\u2019avais \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9poque surnomm\u00e9 <strong>Mr. LowBattery<\/strong>. (<em>Monsieur Batterie faible<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour moi, il est rest\u00e9 la meilleure incarnation connue de l\u2019ant\u00e9-Flash-Gordon. L\u2019oppos\u00e9 exact de notre Guy L\u2019\u00e9clair. Chaque jour, il me faisait penser qu&#8217;il avait encore oubli\u00e9 ou \u00e9gar\u00e9 son chargeur et qu&#8217;il ne lui restait plus d&#8217;autre alternative que de  &#8220;<em>manadger<\/em>&#8221; aussi parcimonieusement que possible, son solde d&#8217;autonomie \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7a m&#8217;amusait de m&#8217;imaginer que s\u2019il m&#8217;\u00e9tait donn\u00e9 de jeter un coup d\u2019\u0153il sur son tableau de bord, le t\u00e9moin d\u2019alerte batterie y serait allum\u00e9 en permanence, mais invisible, car masqu\u00e9 par un morceau d&#8217;autocollant noir judicieusement plac\u00e9 sur la  lumi\u00e8re g\u00eanante. J\u2019y constaterais aussi l\u2019\u00e9conomie d\u2019un compte-tours parce que totalement inutile dans son cas : Cet individu n\u2019\u00e9tant \u00e0 ma connaissance pas de sit\u00f4t en passe de tutoyer une quelconque zone rouge&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et puis son compteur de vitesse ne serait pas \u00e9talonn\u00e9 en kilom\u00e8tres\/heure mais en kilom\u00e8tres\/si\u00e8cle ! Parce qu\u2019il me paraissait aussi \u00eatre le parfait recordman de la lenteur sur cent m\u00e8tres sans haie et apparemment pas vraiment naturellement pr\u00e9dispos\u00e9 non plus, pour un jour se m\u00e9tamorphoser en un athl\u00e8te taill\u00e9 pour le marathon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai r\u00e9cemment appr\u00e9ci\u00e9 deux excellentes s\u00e9ries t\u00e9l\u00e9 dont les titres commencent par \u00ab&nbsp;Mister&nbsp;\u00bb &nbsp;(ou Mr.) Et \u00e7a m\u2019a rappel\u00e9 un gars que j\u2019ai connu et que j\u2019avais \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9poque surnomm\u00e9 Mr. LowBattery. (Monsieur Batterie faible) Pour moi, il est rest\u00e9 la meilleure incarnation connue de l\u2019ant\u00e9-Flash-Gordon. L\u2019oppos\u00e9 exact de notre Guy L\u2019\u00e9clair. Chaque jour, il [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8202],"tags":[11237,11235,11233,11238,11239],"class_list":["post-29123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dezinguages","tag-ante-flasch-gordon","tag-chargeur-oublie","tag-monsieur-batterie-faible","tag-mou-comme-une-nouille","tag-slow-marathon-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29123"}],"version-history":[{"count":60,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29501,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29123\/revisions\/29501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}