{"id":3084,"date":"2019-02-02T14:59:22","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T13:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=3084"},"modified":"2019-02-02T16:08:33","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T15:08:33","slug":"la-promenade-dominicale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/la-promenade-dominicale\/","title":{"rendered":"La promenade dominicale"},"content":{"rendered":"

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–<\/i> <\/i>Dis mon poussi\u00e9reux crapouillot d\u2019amour. On pourrait sortir se promener un peu ? C\u2019est dimanche et il y a un beau rayon de soleil\u2026<\/i><\/p>\n

– Mais ma remuante biche en nougat, regarde dehors, il pleut comme vache qui pisse de bon matin !<\/p>\n

–<\/i> <\/i>Ho mais l\u2019antique pachyderme paralys\u00e9 que voil\u00e0 ! Tu me r\u00e9ponds\u00a0cela parce que tu ne veux pas d\u00e9coller ton\u00a0arri\u00e8re-train\u00a0du canap\u00e9 !<\/i><\/p>\n

– Ecoute ma grosse limace engourdie, si tu ne distingues plus les gouttes de la pluie, c\u2019est qu\u2019il te faut\u00a0une paire d’\u00e9paisses\u00a0lorgnettes !<\/p>\n

–<\/i> Dans tous les cas, j’y<\/i> vois suffisamment\u00a0clair pour pouvoir contempler en d\u00e9tail toute la splendeur de ta mauvaise foi, vestige d\u2019athl\u00e8te rouill\u00e9 !<\/i><\/p>\n

– Mais tu devrais y aller seule ma cocotte amphibie, faire cette excursion sous ce d\u00e9luge, et moi je resterai l\u00e0, pr\u00eat \u00e0 organiser\u00a0une colonne de secours et \u00e0 alerter la police fluviale…<\/p>\n

–<\/i> <\/i>Je crois que je vais renoncer, car j\u2019ai bien trop peur, cher prince charmant p\u00e9rim\u00e9, que tu ne puisses pas\u00a0r\u00e9unir les forces n\u00e9cessaires pour parcourir les six m\u00e8tres qui te s\u00e9parent du combin\u00e9 t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique !<\/i><\/p>\n

– Ah enfin mon ensorceleuse d\u00e9fra\u00eechie, tu entends mon appel \u00e0 la prudence, et te r\u00e9signes \u00e0 ne pas aller braver cataclysmes et inondations ! Te voil\u00e0 revenue \u00e0 une attitude sage et\u00a0avis\u00e9e !<\/p>\n

–<\/i> <\/i>Oui finalement je vais rester au sec, au pied de l\u2019imposant mur \u00e9tanche de ta perfidie, mon inamovible fossile ador\u00e9. Mais je t’avoue que par le pass\u00e9, je t\u2019ai connu plus sensible aux plus\u00a0timides des rayons de soleil !<\/i><\/p>\n

– Je te suis reconnaissant de ne pas me laisser seul ma grosse dinde ant\u00e9diluvienne. Tiens, pendant que tu te sens anim\u00e9e par toute cette prodigieuse activit\u00e9, tu ne pourrais pas aller me chercher une bi\u00e8re fra\u00eeche dans le r\u00e9frig\u00e9rateur ?<\/p>\n

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– Dis mon poussi\u00e9reux crapouillot d\u2019amour. On pourrait sortir se promener un peu ? C\u2019est dimanche et il y a un beau rayon de soleil\u2026 – Mais ma remuante biche en nougat, regarde dehors, il pleut comme vache qui pisse de bon matin ! – Ho mais l\u2019antique pachyderme paralys\u00e9 que voil\u00e0 ! Tu me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[666],"tags":[4023,1931,4017,1611,4019,4018,3411,3413,948,4024,4025,4026,712,1368,4027,4028,1370,4029,1240,4030,711,4031,4032,4033,4034,4035,4020,4036,4021,1841,4037,4038,1455,1945,4039,4022,1549],"class_list":["post-3084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bavardages","tag-accrochage","tag-altercation","tag-arc-en-ciel","tag-bagarre","tag-ballade","tag-beau-temps","tag-bisbille","tag-bouderie","tag-brouille","tag-chamaillerie","tag-charivari","tag-clash","tag-conflit","tag-contradiction","tag-controverse","tag-debat","tag-desaccord","tag-differend","tag-discussion","tag-disputation","tag-dispute","tag-duel","tag-empoignade","tag-engueulade","tag-joute","tag-litige","tag-machisme","tag-malentendu","tag-mauvaise-foi","tag-pluie","tag-polemique","tag-prise-de-bec","tag-promenade","tag-querelle","tag-scene","tag-scene-de-menage","tag-sortie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3084"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16912,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084\/revisions\/16912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}