{"id":31674,"date":"2020-12-07T19:11:38","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T18:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=31674"},"modified":"2020-12-13T18:44:51","modified_gmt":"2020-12-13T17:44:51","slug":"luminotherapie-poilante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/luminotherapie-poilante\/","title":{"rendered":"Luminoth\u00e9rapie poilante"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"801\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/luminotherapie_SunOf.net_.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-31675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/luminotherapie_SunOf.net_.png 1000w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/luminotherapie_SunOf.net_-300x240.png 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/luminotherapie_SunOf.net_-768x615.png 768w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/luminotherapie_SunOf.net_-624x500.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>En ce moment dans les laboratoires SunOf, nous nous trouvons en phase de test #3 sur un projet r\u00e9volutionnaire de dispositif de &#8220;<em>luminoth\u00e9rapie poilante<\/em>&#8221; destin\u00e9 \u00e0 soulager des \u00eatres vivants de souffrances caract\u00e9ristiques des longues soir\u00e9es et nuits d&#8217;hiver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans l&#8217;\u00e9ventualit\u00e9 o\u00f9 notre cobaye, actuellement en mission kamikaze dans un endroit tenu secret, situ\u00e9 au dessous du niveau de la mer de brouillard, parvenait &#8220;<strong>\u00e0 passer l&#8217;hiver<\/strong>&#8221; en utilisant quotidiennement notre prototype de <em>diffuseur de Luminorigoloth\u00e9rapie<\/em>, sans n&#8217;avoir \u00e0 aucun moment pour tenir le coup, recours \u00e0 un antid\u00e9presseur ou autre produit psych\u00e9d\u00e9lico-hallucinog\u00e8ne, alors cet appareil pourrait \u00eatre commercialis\u00e9 \u00e0 large \u00e9chelle dans le courant de l&#8217;ann\u00e9e 2022.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le concept <em>wellness<\/em> de base de cette installation est d&#8217;exposer le sujet \u00e0 une \u00e9manation  de lumi\u00e8re simulant les rayons bienfaiteurs de l&#8217;astre solaire lorsqu&#8217;il s&#8217;est fait plus rare, en diffusant simultan\u00e9ment dans ses oreilles, un floril\u00e8ge de ses s\u00e9quences humoristiques favorites.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En ce moment dans les laboratoires SunOf, nous nous trouvons en phase de test #3 sur un projet r\u00e9volutionnaire de dispositif de &#8220;luminoth\u00e9rapie poilante&#8221; destin\u00e9 \u00e0 soulager des \u00eatres vivants de souffrances caract\u00e9ristiques des longues soir\u00e9es et nuits d&#8217;hiver. Dans l&#8217;\u00e9ventualit\u00e9 o\u00f9 notre cobaye, actuellement en mission kamikaze dans un endroit tenu secret, situ\u00e9 au [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,51],"tags":[11590,11589,11592,11591],"class_list":["post-31674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barbouillages","category-persifflages","tag-depression-saisoniere","tag-seasonal-affective-disorder","tag-spectre-lumineux-solaire-sans-uv","tag-troubles-du-rythme-circadien"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31674"}],"version-history":[{"count":34,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31711,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31674\/revisions\/31711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}