{"id":33000,"date":"2021-02-20T00:48:24","date_gmt":"2021-02-19T23:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=33000"},"modified":"2021-02-20T09:16:17","modified_gmt":"2021-02-20T08:16:17","slug":"serieux-changement-de-paradigme-pour-la-planete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/serieux-changement-de-paradigme-pour-la-planete\/","title":{"rendered":"Un s\u00e9rieux changement de paradigme pour la plan\u00e8te !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Finalement, notre pressentiment ancestral \u00e9tait trop pessimiste :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mars<\/strong> ne nous attacks<\/strong>era pas ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce sera donc nous terriens<\/strong>, qui attacks<\/strong>erons Mars !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– “Aujourd’huix, on en sait d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien axez sur vous terriens et on n’a pas l’intenxion de rixquer de venir vous attaxer ! Et en plux, on a vraiment aut’chose \u00e0 fouxtre<\/em> !” nous a confi\u00e9 le minixtre des affaires extrang\u00e8res martien, lors de sa derni\u00e8re visite dixplomatique. (photo)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Note : Tous les “x”<\/strong> dans la phrase pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente se prononcent “ckss”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

>.<<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c7a y est, j’ai enfin pu caser mon croquis de martien affol\u00e9 en \u00e9tat de surchauffe c\u00e9r\u00e9brale. Et oui, je suis d\u00e9j\u00e0 au courant que les vrais martiens ne sont pas joufflus, n’ont pas ce genre de nez et n’ont pas non plus d’oreilles pointues. Mais quelquefois \u00e7a fait quand m\u00eame du bien de s’en tamponner, des lois de la physique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et maintenant, je vais all\u00e9grement m’en retourner vaquer \u00e0 des choses s\u00e9rieuses…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Note : Tous les “x”<\/strong> dans le dernier paragraphe se prononcent “niakniak”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

>.<<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Finalement, notre pressentiment ancestral \u00e9tait trop pessimiste : Mars ne nous attacksera pas ! Ce sera donc nous terriens, qui attackserons Mars ! – “Aujourd’huix, on en sait d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien axez sur vous terriens et on n’a pas l’intenxion de rixquer de venir vous attaxer ! Et en plux, on a vraiment aut’chose \u00e0 fouxtre […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,8202,4],"tags":[11724,11721,11725,11726,11720,11719,11718,11722,11723],"class_list":["post-33000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abordages","category-dezinguages","category-griffonages","tag-chacun-chez-soi","tag-de-la-vie-sur-mars","tag-dessin-martien-inquiet","tag-earth-attacks","tag-guerre-des-mondes","tag-mars-attacks-2","tag-mars-attax","tag-que-des-cailloux","tag-un-coup-de-rouge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33000"}],"version-history":[{"count":56,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33063,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33000\/revisions\/33063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}