{"id":41043,"date":"2022-02-09T17:23:17","date_gmt":"2022-02-09T16:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=41043"},"modified":"2022-02-10T09:51:46","modified_gmt":"2022-02-10T08:51:46","slug":"lattaque-des-clones-presumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/lattaque-des-clones-presumes\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019attaque des clones pr\u00e9sum\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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Je poussais mon chariot en me dirigeant vers la soute de chargement de mon astronef dans le parking d\u2019un centre commercial, quant un bambin install\u00e9 dans le cockpit du caddie<\/em> qui me pr\u00e9c\u00e9dait, m\u2019a d\u00e9sign\u00e9 en affichant un large sourire et en criant : <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Papaaa !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est sans vouloir le contredire, que je l\u2019ai cordialement salu\u00e9 \u00e0 mon tour d\u2019un profond et caverneux :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Hello\u2026 Luke ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il faut dire que je portais mon masque respiratoire noir, mon long manteau d’hiver noir et mon couvre-chef noir. Ce qui n’\u00e9tait \u00e9videment pas d’une grande originalit\u00e9 sous les \u00e9toiles…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De toute mani\u00e8re, de m\u00e9moire de ma\u00eetre de l’univers, je ne m\u2019\u00e9tais jamais encore aventur\u00e9 sur une orbite proche de celle de cette prog\u00e9niture autoproclam\u00e9e et toute \u00e9vidence, ne m’\u00e9tais jamais approch\u00e9 non plus du champ d’attraction de sa g\u00e9nitrice. Et puis cette descendance pr\u00e9sum\u00e9e comptait en tout et pour tout d\u00e9j\u00e0 trois t\u00eates blondes fort remuantes. C’\u00e9tait carr\u00e9ment une trilogie ! Un escadron de tripl\u00e9s, visiblement pr\u00eat \u00e0 venir foutre le boxon dans mes quartiers si ce n’est jusque dans les confins les plus recul\u00e9s de l’Empire ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Je poussais mon chariot en me dirigeant vers la soute de chargement de mon astronef dans le parking d\u2019un centre commercial, quant un bambin install\u00e9 dans le cockpit du caddie qui me pr\u00e9c\u00e9dait, m\u2019a d\u00e9sign\u00e9 en affichant un large sourire et en criant : – Papaaa !!! C\u2019est sans vouloir le contredire, que je l\u2019ai cordialement salu\u00e9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,224],"tags":[12427,12431,12435,12428,12430,12429,12433,12432],"class_list":["post-41043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abordages","category-enfantillages","tag-chariot-de-supermarche","tag-demande-en-paternite","tag-humoriste-precoce","tag-je-ne-suis-pas-ton-pere-luke","tag-maitre-de-lunivers-3","tag-sabre-laser","tag-sortie-de-centre-commercial","tag-youpie-des-triples"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41043"}],"version-history":[{"count":61,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41107,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41043\/revisions\/41107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}