{"id":4137,"date":"2013-07-10T16:24:48","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T16:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=4137"},"modified":"2019-09-16T08:59:02","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T07:59:02","slug":"animal-embouche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/animal-embouche\/","title":{"rendered":"Un animal embouch\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22317 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/\u00e2ne-qui-rit.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">L\u2019autre jour j\u2019ai eu \u00e0 faire \u00e0 un ours mal l\u00e9ch\u00e9,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Il\u00a0\u00e9tait tr\u00e8s haut perch\u00e9, sur\u00a0ses grands chevaux\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Faut-il batailler avec ces dr\u00f4les de z\u00e8bres\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Au lieu de me sentir\u00a0comme un poisson dans l\u2019eau ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Au loin, un cl\u00e9bard se met \u00e0 aboyer\u00a0au passage d&#8217;une caravane,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ailleurs, un coq chante faux, perch\u00e9 sur\u00a0son tas de fumier&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Et\u00a0moi fort comme un \u00a0b\u0153uf, avec ma t\u00eate de cochon<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Je suis\u00a0malin comme un singe et\u00a0j&#8217;en ris comme un \u00e2ne \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019autre jour j\u2019ai eu \u00e0 faire \u00e0 un ours mal l\u00e9ch\u00e9, Il\u00a0\u00e9tait tr\u00e8s haut perch\u00e9, sur\u00a0ses grands chevaux\u00a0! Faut-il batailler avec ces dr\u00f4les de z\u00e8bres\u00a0? Au lieu de me sentir\u00a0comme un poisson dans l\u2019eau ? Au loin, un cl\u00e9bard se met \u00e0 aboyer\u00a0au passage d&#8217;une caravane, Ailleurs, un coq chante faux, perch\u00e9 sur\u00a0son tas de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276],"tags":[4865,4858,4850,4851,4863,4861,4854,4864,4848,4756,4849,4859,4852,4860],"class_list":["post-4137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","tag-attitude-peu-professionnelle","tag-attitude-sectaire","tag-etroit-desprit","tag-frustre","tag-la-caravanne-passe","tag-le-chien-aboie","tag-maestro","tag-mauvaise-rencontre","tag-monsieur-je-sais-tout","tag-ours-mal-leche","tag-ouverture-desprit","tag-petit-joueur","tag-sur-mes-grands-chevaux","tag-un-type-peu-recommandable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4137"}],"version-history":[{"count":48,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22318,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4137\/revisions\/22318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}