{"id":42716,"date":"2022-05-18T08:50:22","date_gmt":"2022-05-18T07:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=42716"},"modified":"2022-05-25T08:55:44","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T07:55:44","slug":"ma-baby-sitter-virtuelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/ma-baby-sitter-virtuelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma baby-sitter virtuelle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je n\u2019ai jamais eu de <strong>baby-sitter<\/strong> ! Un seul salaire suffisait g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement encore \u00e0 couvrir un budget familial ce qui faisait que c&#8217;\u00e9tait ma maman qui \u00e9tait toujours de permanence pour veiller \u00e0 ce que je respecte les termes et conditions de l&#8217;harmonie familiale et ne mette pas le feu au foyer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elle n\u2019a jamais d\u00e9l\u00e9gu\u00e9 son r\u00f4le de gardienne de petit monstre \u00e0 une jeune fille ! Mais c\u2019\u00e9tait peut-\u00eatre dans l\u2019esprit de ne pas dissuader une jouvencelle innocente d\u2019un jour souhaiter en dompter d&#8217;autres \u00e0 temps plein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Une autre hypoth\u00e8se qui expliquerait cette situation serait celle que ma m\u00e8re avait compris qu\u2019elle pouvait m\u2019abandonner sans sentinelle au centre commercial, dans le rayon bandes-dessin\u00e9es et pochettes de disques vinyle 33 tours. Ce secteur \u00e9tait si g\u00e9n\u00e9reusement achaland\u00e9 en articles fascinants, qu\u2019il ne me serait m\u00eame pas venu \u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e de partir sans pr\u00e9venir explorer le quartier des fruits et l\u00e9gumes ou de m&#8217;en aller multiplier des trajets en <em>escalator<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le <em>deal<\/em> convenu entre nous \u00e9tait que j\u2019enrichissais mon univers culturel et visuel pendant qu\u2019elle se chargeait,  priv\u00e9e de mon assistance, de la tourn\u00e9e des \u00e9tals d\u00e9nu\u00e9s  d&#8217;int\u00e9r\u00eat&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mais en y r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissant bien, si je n&#8217;en ai jamais eu une, c&#8217;\u00e9tait peut-\u00eatre tout simplement parce qu\u2019il n\u2019y avait pas de rayon baby-sitter dans ce grand magasin et que dans les environs, nous en visitions rarement d\u2019autres&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mannequins-rayon-baby-sitter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mannequins-rayon-baby-sitter.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42758\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mannequins-rayon-baby-sitter.jpg 500w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mannequins-rayon-baby-sitter-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mannequins-rayon-baby-sitter-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Le rayon baby-sitter<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">( Source web + quelques modifications  )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je n\u2019ai jamais eu de baby-sitter ! Un seul salaire suffisait g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement encore \u00e0 couvrir un budget familial ce qui faisait que c&#8217;\u00e9tait ma maman qui \u00e9tait toujours de permanence pour veiller \u00e0 ce que je respecte les termes et conditions de l&#8217;harmonie familiale et ne mette pas le feu au foyer. Elle n\u2019a jamais [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[224],"tags":[12591,12595,12592,12590,12593,12594],"class_list":["post-42716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-enfantillages","tag-baby-sitter-virtuelle","tag-enfant-et-centre-commercial","tag-enfantillages","tag-my-virtual-baby-sitter","tag-rayon-bede","tag-rayon-disques"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42716"}],"version-history":[{"count":58,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43181,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42716\/revisions\/43181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}