{"id":43223,"date":"2022-05-28T10:04:13","date_gmt":"2022-05-28T09:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=43223"},"modified":"2022-05-29T15:41:59","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T14:41:59","slug":"tu-es-vraiment-a-croquer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/tu-es-vraiment-a-croquer\/","title":{"rendered":"Tu es vraiment \u00e0 croquer !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/The-cornichon-power_SunOF.net_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"642\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/The-cornichon-power_SunOF.net_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/The-cornichon-power_SunOF.net_.jpg 700w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/The-cornichon-power_SunOF.net_-300x275.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/The-cornichon-power_SunOF.net_-624x572.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Certains m&#8217;ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 demand\u00e9 s&#8217;il m&#8217;\u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 arriv\u00e9 en marge de mes d\u00e9lires courants de me livrer \u00e0 des <strong>exp\u00e9rimentations sur le vivant<\/strong>. Ma r\u00e9ponse a \u00e9t\u00e9 claire : <strong>Jamais<\/strong> ! (enfin presque)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je m&#8217;\u00e9tais charg\u00e9 du d\u00e9veloppement de la partie \u00e9lectronique et du codage du logiciel embarqu\u00e9 d&#8217;un gros projet qui comportait une exp\u00e9rience sur des souris de laboratoire ! Mais le chef de projet, devant ma mine embarrass\u00e9e en m&#8217;apprenant la nouvelle, m&#8217;avait certifi\u00e9, que les rongeurs testeurs n&#8217;\u00e9taient pas sacrifi\u00e9s au nom de la science et que, mis \u00e0 part une in\u00e9vitable pouss\u00e9e de stress, ils s&#8217;en tiraient sans mal \u00e0 la fin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Par contre, je le conc\u00e8de, il m&#8217;est arriv\u00e9 de me consacrer \u00e0 des exp\u00e9riences invasives en laboratoire sur des cornichons. Mes recherches portaient sur l&#8217;optimisation du croquant de mes sujets d&#8217;\u00e9tude. J&#8217;ai donc par la force des choses \u00e9t\u00e9 amen\u00e9 \u00e0 torturer voire sacrifier quelques cucurbitac\u00e9es, mais c&#8217;\u00e9tait pour la bonne cause. En dehors de cela, si \u00e7a peut rassurer certains, je ne ferais pas de mal \u00e0 une mouche ni m\u00eame \u00e0 un petit pois innocent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"> &gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Certains m&#8217;ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 demand\u00e9 s&#8217;il m&#8217;\u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 arriv\u00e9 en marge de mes d\u00e9lires courants de me livrer \u00e0 des exp\u00e9rimentations sur le vivant. Ma r\u00e9ponse a \u00e9t\u00e9 claire : Jamais ! (enfin presque) Je m&#8217;\u00e9tais charg\u00e9 du d\u00e9veloppement de la partie \u00e9lectronique et du codage du logiciel embarqu\u00e9 d&#8217;un gros projet qui comportait une exp\u00e9rience [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,11343,224],"tags":[12632,12631,12628,12626,12630,12625],"class_list":["post-43223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abordages","category-de-codages-programmation","category-enfantillages","tag-cetait-pour-la-bonne-cause","tag-cetait-pour-la-science","tag-experimentation-sur-le-vivant","tag-operation-cornichon","tag-souris-de-labo","tag-tu-es-a-croquer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43223"}],"version-history":[{"count":65,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43336,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43223\/revisions\/43336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}