{"id":4477,"date":"2013-08-15T16:08:31","date_gmt":"2013-08-15T16:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=4477"},"modified":"2019-09-16T08:56:06","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T07:56:06","slug":"la-grosse-tete-et-le-chapeau-de-paille","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/la-grosse-tete-et-le-chapeau-de-paille\/","title":{"rendered":"La grosse t\u00eate et le chapeau de paille"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Il \u00e9tait une fois en plein \u00e9t\u00e9, ma bien-aim\u00e9e m\u2019avait offert un joli chapeau de paille,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Souhaitant ombrager ma bo\u00eete cr\u00e2nienne et quelques id\u00e9es prisonni\u00e8res dedans\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Mais voil\u00e0 que ce grand toit de chaume ne s\u2019av\u00e9rait pas \u00eatre tout \u00e0 fait \u00e0 ma taille, <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Laissant le moindre courant d\u2019air en embuscade l\u2019envoyer valser au gr\u00e9 des vents\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Pas moyen d\u2019en resserrer le pourtour \u00e0 la va vite avec une simple tenaille\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Illusoire par-dessus le march\u00e9 d\u2019aller le faire remplacer chez le marchand\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

L\u2019alternative la plus logique serait-elle alors de prendre la grosse t\u00eate\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Renoncer d\u00e8s lors \u00e0 tout d\u00e9bordement d\u2019humilit\u00e9 pour choper le melon\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Mais j\u2019avais beau penser que de tous sur terre je n\u2019\u00e9tais probablement pas le moins b\u00eate<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pas le plus d\u00e9testable non plus, ni le tout premier venu, ni le tout dernier des laiderons\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

J\u2019ai bien tent\u00e9 quelque arrogance, vanit\u00e9, pr\u00e9tention, n\u00e9glig\u00e9\u00a0quelque\u00a0attitude modeste<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sans pour autant constater ensuite d\u2019un gain en centim\u00e8tres\u00a0\u00e0 la p\u00e9riph\u00e9rie de mon front\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Il \u00e9tait une fois en plein \u00e9t\u00e9, ma bien-aim\u00e9e m\u2019avait offert un joli chapeau de paille, Souhaitant ombrager ma bo\u00eete cr\u00e2nienne et quelques id\u00e9es prisonni\u00e8res dedans\u00a0! \u00a0 Mais voil\u00e0 que ce grand toit de chaume ne s\u2019av\u00e9rait pas \u00eatre tout \u00e0 fait \u00e0 ma taille, Laissant le moindre courant d\u2019air en embuscade l\u2019envoyer valser au […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,28],"tags":[5078,5080,5081,98,5085,14,5082,5090,5083,5079,4881,532,4880,4228,5089,5088,2838,5086,255,5084,5087,2672],"class_list":["post-4477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barbouillages","category-deballages","tag-arrogance","tag-avoir-la-grosse-tete","tag-avoir-le-melon","tag-blog","tag-chapeau-de-paille","tag-dessin","tag-ego-surdimensionne","tag-enlarge-your-penis","tag-estime-de-soi","tag-getting-big-headed","tag-i-am-the-best","tag-illustration","tag-je-suis-le-meilleur","tag-je-suis-le-plus-beau","tag-je-suis-le-plus-grand","tag-les-chevilles-qui-gonflent","tag-mange-ta-soupe","tag-miroir-grossissant","tag-poesie","tag-quotient-intellectuel","tag-un-chapeau-a-ma-taille","tag-winner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4477"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22314,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477\/revisions\/22314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}