{"id":48753,"date":"2023-06-09T12:19:21","date_gmt":"2023-06-09T11:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=48753"},"modified":"2023-06-09T17:05:17","modified_gmt":"2023-06-09T16:05:17","slug":"bisbilles-de-cabinets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/bisbilles-de-cabinets\/","title":{"rendered":"Bisbille de cabinets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Un avocat du barreau avait une dent contre son dentiste !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Quand ce dernier affirmait n\u2019avoir jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 un mordu dudit magistrat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>C\u2019est qu\u2019il lui arrivait de le sommer sans m\u00e9nagement de montrer les dents<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ravi de pouvoir lui \u00f4ter tous les mots de la bouche avec ou sans anesth\u00e9sie.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>C\u2019est qu\u2019il pouvait aussi ramener sa fraise lorsqu&#8217;il \u00e9tait p\u00e9trifi\u00e9, sans d\u00e9fense<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Se permettant m\u00eame ouvertement de l&#8217;accuser d\u2019arracher plus de dents que lui<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Il se chargeait de lui rappeler son choix entre tenir sa langue ou garder le silence<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Se r\u00e9galait en commentant la qualit\u00e9 discutable de ses pi\u00e8ces \u00e0 conviction.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Il se hasardait \u00e0 \u00e9mettre des jugements de nature \u00e0 le faire grincer des dents !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Allait m\u00eame jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 le piquer l\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a fait mal \u00e0 lui en d\u00e9chausser les gencives\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"642\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-48790\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_.jpg 642w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_-300x159.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_-624x330.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 642px) 100vw, 642px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Une curieuse audience sortie de nulle part et qui ne repose sur rien :-\/<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un avocat du barreau avait une dent contre son dentiste ! Quand ce dernier affirmait n\u2019avoir jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 un mordu dudit magistrat. C\u2019est qu\u2019il lui arrivait de le sommer sans m\u00e9nagement de montrer les dents Ravi de pouvoir lui \u00f4ter tous les mots de la bouche avec ou sans anesth\u00e9sie. C\u2019est qu\u2019il pouvait aussi ramener [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,3847],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","category-piratages-pillages-divers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48753"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48793,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48753\/revisions\/48793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}