{"id":48753,"date":"2023-06-09T12:19:21","date_gmt":"2023-06-09T11:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=48753"},"modified":"2023-06-09T17:05:17","modified_gmt":"2023-06-09T16:05:17","slug":"bisbilles-de-cabinets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/bisbilles-de-cabinets\/","title":{"rendered":"Bisbille de cabinets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Un avocat du barreau avait une dent contre son dentiste !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Quand ce dernier affirmait n\u2019avoir jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 un mordu dudit magistrat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>C\u2019est qu\u2019il lui arrivait de le sommer sans m\u00e9nagement de montrer les dents<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Ravi de pouvoir lui \u00f4ter tous les mots de la bouche avec ou sans anesth\u00e9sie.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>C\u2019est qu\u2019il pouvait aussi ramener sa fraise lorsqu&#8217;il \u00e9tait p\u00e9trifi\u00e9, sans d\u00e9fense<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Se permettant m\u00eame ouvertement de l&#8217;accuser d\u2019arracher plus de dents que lui<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Il se chargeait de lui rappeler son choix entre tenir sa langue ou garder le silence<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Se r\u00e9galait en commentant la qualit\u00e9 discutable de ses pi\u00e8ces \u00e0 conviction.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Il se hasardait \u00e0 \u00e9mettre des jugements de nature \u00e0 le faire grincer des dents !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Allait m\u00eame jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 le piquer l\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a fait mal \u00e0 lui en d\u00e9chausser les gencives\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"642\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-48790\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_.jpg 642w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_-300x159.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/peur-du-dentiste_SunOf.net_-624x330.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 642px) 100vw, 642px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Une curieuse audience sortie de nulle part et qui ne repose sur rien :-\/<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un avocat du barreau avait une dent contre son dentiste ! Quand ce dernier affirmait n\u2019avoir jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 un mordu dudit magistrat. C\u2019est qu\u2019il lui arrivait de le sommer sans m\u00e9nagement de montrer les dents Ravi de pouvoir lui \u00f4ter tous les mots de la bouche avec ou sans anesth\u00e9sie. C\u2019est qu\u2019il pouvait aussi ramener [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,3847],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","category-piratages-pillages-divers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48753"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48793,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48753\/revisions\/48793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}