{"id":55625,"date":"2025-01-16T15:05:17","date_gmt":"2025-01-16T14:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=55625"},"modified":"2025-01-17T21:06:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-17T20:06:09","slug":"le-troompa-loompa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/le-troompa-loompa\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Troompa Loompa"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/troompa-loompa_1s-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"502\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/troompa-loompa_1s-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-55632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/troompa-loompa_1s-1.jpg 700w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/troompa-loompa_1s-1-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/troompa-loompa_1s-1-624x447.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Sauf coup de th\u00e9\u00e2tre de derni\u00e8re minute, voici en exclusivit\u00e9 le portrait officiel du nouveau pr\u00e9sident du <em><strong>Loompaland<\/strong><\/em>. (Une \u00eele situ\u00e9e dans l&#8217;oc\u00e9an Pacifique ou quelque part par l\u00e0-bas)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">A son actif, une exp\u00e9rience de presque quatre-vingts longues ann\u00e9es de chapiteaux ! La l\u00e9gende pr\u00e9tend m\u00eame qu&#8217;il aurait fait ses classes en compagnie du r\u00e9put\u00e9 fin gastronome Ronald &#8220;big&#8221; MacDonald, celui-l\u00e0 m\u00eame qui vient d&#8217;\u00eatre d\u00e9sign\u00e9 pour diriger le minist\u00e8re strat\u00e9gique des boissons hypercaloriques et des barres chocolat\u00e9es !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">De toute \u00e9vidence, les <em>Loompalandais<\/em> vont se r\u00e9galer !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;.&lt; Sauf coup de th\u00e9\u00e2tre de derni\u00e8re minute, voici en exclusivit\u00e9 le portrait officiel du nouveau pr\u00e9sident du Loompaland. (Une \u00eele situ\u00e9e dans l&#8217;oc\u00e9an Pacifique ou quelque part par l\u00e0-bas) A son actif, une exp\u00e9rience de presque quatre-vingts longues ann\u00e9es de chapiteaux ! La l\u00e9gende pr\u00e9tend m\u00eame qu&#8217;il aurait fait ses classes en compagnie du [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,8202,938],"tags":[13711,13717,13713,13716,13712,13719,13714,13715],"class_list":["post-55625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","category-dezinguages","category-montages","tag-cest-pas-moi-cest-lia","tag-corruption-et-copinages","tag-je-suis-charlie-de-la-chocolaterie","tag-le-roi-des-clowns","tag-oompa-loompa","tag-toute-ressemblance-est-fortuite","tag-troompa-loompa","tag-trumpa-lumpa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55625"}],"version-history":[{"count":56,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55720,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55625\/revisions\/55720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}