{"id":57433,"date":"2025-05-26T16:38:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=57433"},"modified":"2025-05-31T10:59:15","modified_gmt":"2025-05-31T09:59:15","slug":"emmerdements-du-futur-assiste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/emmerdements-du-futur-assiste\/","title":{"rendered":"Emmerdements d&#8217;un futur assist\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_-1024x435.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-57434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_-1024x435.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_-300x127.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_-768x326.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_-624x265.jpg 624w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Emmerdements-futurs-_SunOf.net_.jpg 1177w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; J&#8217;en suis profond\u00e9ment d\u00e9sol\u00e9, Ma\u00eetre !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8211; Mais&#8230; Mesures-tu en temps r\u00e9el la merdouille intersid\u00e9rale dans laquelle nous sommes l\u00e0 ? Elle en dit quoi not&#8217;bagnole, tu as pu l&#8217;appeler ?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Injoignable ! Je la suspecte de nous avoir balanc\u00e9s sur liste noire ! Seconde hypoth\u00e8se, elle est encore pass\u00e9e en <em>mode fus\u00e9e<\/em> pour se faire des films. Permettez une observation Ma\u00eetre : L&#8217;avenir de notre galaxie ne peut pas d\u00e9prendre d&#8217;un tas de ferraille indisciplin\u00e9, susceptible, obsol\u00e8te et d\u00e9pourvu du moindre <em>megabyte<\/em> de subtilit\u00e9 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; J&#8217;en suis profond\u00e9ment d\u00e9sol\u00e9, Ma\u00eetre ! &#8211; Mais&#8230; Mesures-tu en temps r\u00e9el la merdouille intersid\u00e9rale dans laquelle nous sommes l\u00e0 ? Elle en dit quoi not&#8217;bagnole, tu as pu l&#8217;appeler ? &#8211; Injoignable ! Je la suspecte de nous avoir balanc\u00e9s sur liste noire ! Seconde hypoth\u00e8se, elle est encore pass\u00e9e en mode fus\u00e9e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,666,938],"tags":[13944,13950,13949,13943,13946,13948,13945,13947],"class_list":["post-57433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abordages","category-bavardages","category-montages","tag-chamailleries-technologiques","tag-conduite-veritablement-autonome","tag-des-machines-qui-ne-sapprecient-pas","tag-dispute-dintelligences-artificielles","tag-parking-not-found","tag-perdus-dans-lespaaaaaace","tag-querelle-robotique","tag-where-is-my-bagnole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57433"}],"version-history":[{"count":63,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57611,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57433\/revisions\/57611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}