{"id":60351,"date":"2025-12-16T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-16T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=60351"},"modified":"2025-12-16T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2025-12-16T14:32:00","slug":"discours-inquietant-dun-papy-fele-dans-le-multivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/discours-inquietant-dun-papy-fele-dans-le-multivers\/","title":{"rendered":"Discours inqui\u00e9tant d&#8217;un papy f\u00eal\u00e9 dans le multivers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Un-pere-noel-du-multiverse.SunOf_.net_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Un-pere-noel-du-multiverse.SunOf_.net_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60352\" style=\"width:500px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Un-pere-noel-du-multiverse.SunOf_.net_.jpg 600w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Un-pere-noel-du-multiverse.SunOf_.net_-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Un-pere-noel-du-multiverse.SunOf_.net_-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hohohooo bonjour les enfants ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imaginez que l\u00e0-bas, quelque part <strong>dans l\u2019immensit\u00e9 du multivers<\/strong>, il existe des versions alternatives de notre monde : Des univers tr\u00e8s distincts du notre, o\u00f9 par exemple l&#8217;un des objectifs primaires est d&#8217;arr\u00eater au plus vite <strong>de croire en moi<\/strong> et de d\u00e9pr\u00e9cier l&#8217;importance de mon r\u00f4le si chaleureux et festif ! Des <strong>civilisations<\/strong> o\u00f9 des <strong>papys f\u00eal\u00e9s<\/strong> enfilent des costumes de dictateurs menteurs. Des cultures o\u00f9 des sacs \u00e0 merde s\u00e9niles se travestissent en despotes sanguinaires avides de pouvoirs et de pognon ! Des soci\u00e9t\u00e9s o\u00f9 des racailles grabataires incomp\u00e9tentes se d\u00e9guisent en charlatans hypocrites et qui surtout : <strong>ne vous feraient jamais le moindre cadeau<\/strong> &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voil\u00e0 les enfants, je ne vais pas compl\u00e9tement nous g\u00e2cher la f\u00eate non plus &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parce que bien heureusement, ici &#8230; on est juste entre nous !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&gt;.&lt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;.&lt; Hohohooo bonjour les enfants ! Imaginez que l\u00e0-bas, quelque part dans l\u2019immensit\u00e9 du multivers, il existe des versions alternatives de notre monde : Des univers tr\u00e8s distincts du notre, o\u00f9 par exemple l&#8217;un des objectifs primaires est d&#8217;arr\u00eater au plus vite de croire en moi et de d\u00e9pr\u00e9cier l&#8217;importance de mon r\u00f4le si chaleureux [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9525,8202,14088],"tags":[14186,14195,14194,14185,14192,14190,14184,14188],"class_list":["post-60351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-devergondages","category-dezinguages","category-sabotages-intelligence-artificielle","tag-discours-de-noel","tag-monde-meilleur","tag-mondes-dystopiques","tag-mondes-paralleles","tag-partez-a-la-retraite","tag-pas-de-sapin-cette-annee","tag-pere-noel-du-multivers","tag-soyez-sages-petites-fripouilles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60351"}],"version-history":[{"count":66,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60421,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60351\/revisions\/60421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}