{"id":652,"date":"2012-06-09T14:59:31","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T14:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=652"},"modified":"2012-06-09T14:59:31","modified_gmt":"2012-06-09T14:59:31","slug":"faux-depart-une-vraie-histoire-de-faussaires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/faux-depart-une-vraie-histoire-de-faussaires\/","title":{"rendered":"Faux d\u00e9part ? (Une vraie histoire de faussaires)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Attention, l\u2019histoire que vous allez lire n\u2019est\u00a0 <\/span>que pure fiction et est invent\u00e9e de toutes pi\u00e8ces.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Je vous mentirais comme un arracheur de dents, si je vous\u00a0affirmais qu\u2019elle est authentique\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Depuis la terrasse de ton monde factice<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu contemples sous ton ciel artificiel<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Devant tes constructions de fa\u00e7ade<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ton jardin d\u2019acclimatation sophistiqu\u00e9\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Au bord du grand bassin rempli de larmes<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ta fausse blonde aux faux espoirs pr\u00e9fabriqu\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ajoute encore du vernis sur ses faux ongles<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et<\/span><\/span>\u00a0doute toujours\u00a0de l\u2019apparence de ses faux seins\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Elle aurait flair\u00e9 une com\u00e9die voir m\u00eame des simulacres<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Soup\u00e7onnerait l\u2019apparition de faux semblants<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hier soir encore elle en a fait tout un faux plat<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle a m\u00eame \u00e9t\u00e9 jusqu\u2019\u00e0 te qualifier de faux cul\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Alors tu es sorti l\u00e2cher quelques faux billets<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu vas encore l\u2019\u00e9blouir d\u2019un \u00e9tincelant ornement \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Par de l\u2019\u00e9clat imaginaire ou une belle imitation<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu viens d\u2019\u00eatre catapult\u00e9 ministre de la corruption\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Mais si \u00e7a se trouve elle aussi, elle a feint\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Un petit mensonge n\u00e9cessaire, mais mal incarn\u00e9\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Un faux-faux pas, \u00e7a\u00a0tout de\u00a0m\u00eame, ce serait abuser\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Depuis le balcon\u00a0de ton monde qui triche<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu te r\u00e9gales que sous ton ciel postiche<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

On pourra te juger, mais point te condamner<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pour un d\u00e9tail comme un faux et un usage de faux<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Puisque le faux de nos jours, c\u2019est devenu l\u2019usage\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Attention, l\u2019histoire que vous allez lire n\u2019est\u00a0 que pure fiction et est invent\u00e9e de toutes pi\u00e8ces. Je vous mentirais comme un arracheur de dents, si je vous\u00a0affirmais qu\u2019elle est authentique\u00a0! \u00a0 Depuis la terrasse de ton monde factice Tu contemples sous ton ciel artificiel Devant tes constructions de fa\u00e7ade Ton jardin d\u2019acclimatation sophistiqu\u00e9\u2026 \u00a0 Au […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276],"tags":[1048,1049,1045,1039,1047,1050,1028,1034,1044,1043,1031,1032,1033,1036,1035,1042,1040,1029,1030,1038,575,1026,1027,1025,1037,1041,1046],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accrochages","tag-artifice","tag-artificiel","tag-comedie","tag-corruption","tag-facade","tag-factice","tag-fake","tag-fausse-joie","tag-fausse-monnaie","tag-faux-billet","tag-faux-cul","tag-faux-derche","tag-faux-espoirs","tag-faux-et-usage-de-faux","tag-faux-jetons","tag-faux-ongles","tag-faux-plat","tag-faux-seins","tag-faux-semblants","tag-feinte","tag-imitation","tag-jeu-de-dupes","tag-menteur","tag-personne-nest-dupe","tag-postiche","tag-simulacre","tag-theatre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":683,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}