{"id":6797,"date":"2014-10-12T13:38:58","date_gmt":"2014-10-12T13:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=6797"},"modified":"2014-10-12T13:38:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T13:38:58","slug":"rock-in-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/rock-in-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock In Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Rock-in-Chair-SunOfDotNet.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6802\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Rock-in-Chair-SunOfDotNet.png\" alt=\"Rock in Chair SunOfDotNet\" width=\"600\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Rock-in-Chair-SunOfDotNet.png 600w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Rock-in-Chair-SunOfDotNet-300x206.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dans ce billet je m\u2019adresse en particulier aux fins ma\u00eetres de l\u2019\u00a0<strong>air-guitar<\/strong>, aux contorsionnistes de l<strong>\u2019 air-drumkit<\/strong>, aux ambidextres de la pantomime \u00e0 l<strong>\u2019 air keyboard<\/strong>, aux Maharajas du slap \u00e0 l\u2019 <strong>air-bass<\/strong>, aux supr\u00eames du vibrato \u00e0 l\u2019 <strong>air-microphone <\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je me garderai bien d\u2019\u00e9carter de <strong>l\u2019air-stage<\/strong>, ceux qui s\u2019illustrent dans le d\u00e9chiffrage des notes, se convulsent les tentacules \u00e0 produire de beaux accords, ceux qui sont naturellement dispens\u00e9s d\u2019aller \u00e0 la cueillette des vibrations qui sont en suspens dans les partitions de notre atmosph\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A tous les autres virtuoses venus d\u2019une plan\u00e8te inconnue, je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9\u00a0! Il va falloir revenir une autre fois. Je ne sais pas moi, trouvez un <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parlons-mathematiques.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\">lien<\/a><\/strong>, fouinez dans vos <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rouflaquettes\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>favoris<\/strong><\/a>, au pire, allez-vous d\u00e9fouler en taguant un mur sur <strong>facesouk<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ce billet-ci, il est r\u00e9serv\u00e9 aux initi\u00e9s du gros riff qui touche, aux f\u00e9rus du <em>poum-poum-tchak-yeaaaah<\/em>, \u00e0 ceux qui s&#8217;en garnissent <em>r\u00e9gul <\/em>une bonne dose dans les pavillons \u00e0 m\u00e9lasse, \u00e0 ceux qui remuent fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement de la <em>capilature<\/em>, \u00e0 ceux qui rechignent \u00e0 d\u00e9ployer trois phalanges de plus, lorsqu\u2019ils s\u2019adressent un <strong><em>high five<\/em><\/strong> \u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bon allez, tr\u00eave de fadaises. Si tu aimes quand m\u00eame le dessin, et si \u00e7a t\u2019<strong>air<\/strong>-chante, tu peux le t\u00e9l\u00e9charger l\u00e9galement ici\u00a0 et le reproduire \u00e0 foison : <a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Rock-In-Chair_SunOfdotnet.pdf\">Rock In Chair_SunOfdotnet<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans ce billet je m\u2019adresse en particulier aux fins ma\u00eetres de l\u2019\u00a0air-guitar, aux contorsionnistes de l\u2019 air-drumkit, aux ambidextres de la pantomime \u00e0 l\u2019 air keyboard, aux Maharajas du slap \u00e0 l\u2019 air-bass, aux supr\u00eames du vibrato \u00e0 l\u2019 air-microphone \u2026 Je me garderai bien d\u2019\u00e9carter de l\u2019air-stage, ceux qui s\u2019illustrent dans le d\u00e9chiffrage des [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[6851,6856,6857,6854,6864,6862,6855,6863,6860,6852,6859,6853,6858,6861],"class_list":["post-6797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-voyages","tag-air-guitare","tag-amateur-de-musique","tag-amateur-de-rock","tag-chaise-a-bascule","tag-chaise-musicale","tag-headbang","tag-moment-de-plaisir","tag-paper-rock-cissors","tag-rock-around-the-cloque","tag-rock-nroll-attitude","tag-rock-nroll-never-dies","tag-rocking-chair","tag-un-bon-riff","tag-yeah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6797"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6809,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6797\/revisions\/6809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}