{"id":8603,"date":"2016-02-21T16:40:14","date_gmt":"2016-02-21T15:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=8603"},"modified":"2016-02-21T16:45:06","modified_gmt":"2016-02-21T15:45:06","slug":"osborne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/osborne\/","title":{"rendered":"Osborne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span lang=\"FR-CH\">Cet hiver, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d\u2019adopter un animal domestique. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span lang=\"FR-CH\">J&#8217;ai longuement h\u00e9sit\u00e9 sur la nature du sp\u00e9cimen id\u00e9al \u00e0 accueillir, investigu\u00e9 des heures pour s\u00e9lectionner au mieux, l&#8217;esp\u00e8ce avec laquelle je pourrais tisser quelque affinit\u00e9 sous un m\u00eame plafond.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span lang=\"FR-CH\"> Mat\u00e9riellement, quelques limitations n&#8217;\u00e9taient pas \u00e0 exclure de la phase des nominations, ne poss\u00e9dant dans mon inventaire, ni niche, ni cage, ni bocal, ni caissette \u00e0 liti\u00e8re, ne trouvant nulle part alentour de quoi improviser un vivarium, ma modeste tr\u00e9sorerie m&#8217;emp\u00eachant d&#8217;inviter \u00e0 ma table une cr\u00e9ature vorace en pitance et ne disposant d\u2019aucun morceau de terroir pour y cultiver une verdoyante plantation ou y construire un enclos. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span lang=\"FR-CH\">C\u2019est assist\u00e9 par le hasard que j&#8217;ai pu \u00e9lire un convive ad\u00e9quat pour une hibernation commune : une coccinelle \u00e9gar\u00e9e. Une <strong><em>cox<\/em><\/strong> \u00e0 robe rouge, ais\u00e9ment rep\u00e9rable, ce qui pr\u00e9senterait un avantage certain dans l&#8217;opportunit\u00e9 d&#8217;une cohabitation au vu de notre grande diff\u00e9rence de taille physique.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span lang=\"FR-CH\">J&#8217;ai baptis\u00e9 mon nouveau &#8220;flatmate&#8221; <strong>Osborne.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"ecxMsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span lang=\"FR-CH\">C&#8217;est inspir\u00e9 d&#8217;Osborne Cox, le patronyme de l&#8217;un des personnages d&#8217;un long-m\u00e9trage des fr\u00e8res Coen. ( Burn After Reading )<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/osborne\/cox\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8604\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8604 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cox.jpg\" alt=\"Cox\" width=\"530\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cox.jpg 530w, https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cox-300x176.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mon colocataire Osborne , ici sur le point de prendre le contr\u00f4le des lieux (C<em>trl<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cet hiver, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d\u2019adopter un animal domestique. J&#8217;ai longuement h\u00e9sit\u00e9 sur la nature du sp\u00e9cimen id\u00e9al \u00e0 accueillir, investigu\u00e9 des heures pour s\u00e9lectionner au mieux, l&#8217;esp\u00e8ce avec laquelle je pourrais tisser quelque affinit\u00e9 sous un m\u00eame plafond. Mat\u00e9riellement, quelques limitations n&#8217;\u00e9taient pas \u00e0 exclure de la phase des nominations, ne poss\u00e9dant dans mon inventaire, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[7313,8128,8122,8125,8124,8123,8126,8127],"class_list":["post-8603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-temoignages","tag-animal-de-compagnie","tag-burn-after-reading","tag-coccinelle","tag-collocataire","tag-cox","tag-ladybug","tag-osborne","tag-osborne-cox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8603"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8635,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8603\/revisions\/8635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}