{"id":9994,"date":"2017-02-14T16:25:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T15:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/?p=9994"},"modified":"2017-03-21T13:19:12","modified_gmt":"2017-03-21T12:19:12","slug":"conseils-dennemi-ny-vas-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/conseils-dennemi-ny-vas-pas\/","title":{"rendered":"Conseil d\u2019ennemi (N&#8217;y vas pas)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><u>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0!<\/u><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Trop de vitrines de farces et attrapes\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Trop de masques qui ricanent sous cape<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Trop de politiciens aux mani\u00e8res caricaturales<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Trop d\u2019ensorceleuses boulimiques et v\u00e9nales\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><u>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0!<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">C\u2019est envahi de paniers de crabes<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">C\u2019est infest\u00e9 de l\u00e9gions de microbes<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">C\u2019est jonch\u00e9 de nids de vip\u00e8res<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">C\u2019est peupl\u00e9 d\u2019angoisses et d\u2019ulc\u00e8res<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><u>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0!<\/u><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On t\u2019y convertira en bon petit soldat\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On t\u2019y an\u00e9antira toute ta bonne foi<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On t\u2019y refroidira tes grandes illusions<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On t\u2019y reprochera de ne pas tourner rond\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><u>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0!<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">La mer y est sale, d\u00e9valis\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">L\u2019air y est charg\u00e9, contamin\u00e9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">La terre y est abus\u00e9e, fatigu\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">La faune y est traqu\u00e9e, d\u00e9cim\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><u>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0!<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Voyons, tu ne pourrais rien y changer<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Finalement, tu n&#8217; aurais r\u00e9ussi qu&#8217;\u00e0 te mettre en danger<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">D\u2019ailleurs, tu n\u2019as pas vraiment l\u2019armure pour combattre<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Allons.. Ce n\u2019\u00e9tait rien qu\u2019une petite boule au ventre\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><u>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0!<\/u><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Laisse tomber, n\u2019y vas pas j&#8217; te dis\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Crois-moi sur parole, je suis ton meilleur ennemi !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mais si tu devais y aller quand m\u00eame \u2026.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alors fonce droit devant et ne m\u00e9nage pas ta peine\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">.<\/p>\n<pre style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/pre>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0! Trop de vitrines de farces et attrapes\u00a0! Trop de masques qui ricanent sous cape Trop de politiciens aux mani\u00e8res caricaturales Trop d\u2019ensorceleuses boulimiques et v\u00e9nales\u00a0! . N\u2019y vas pas\u00a0! C\u2019est envahi de paniers de crabes C\u2019est infest\u00e9 de l\u00e9gions de microbes C\u2019est jonch\u00e9 de nids de vip\u00e8res C\u2019est peupl\u00e9 d\u2019angoisses et d\u2019ulc\u00e8res [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[666,28],"tags":[8573,8557,8553,8555,8572,5113,8570,8556,8571,8554,8558,6285],"class_list":["post-9994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bavardages","category-deballages","tag-combativite","tag-conseil-dadministration","tag-conseil-dami","tag-conseil-detat","tag-la-frousse","tag-la-nuit-porte-conseil","tag-la-petoche","tag-la-peur","tag-la-trouille","tag-les-petits-conseils","tag-mauvaise-conseillere","tag-un-bon-conseil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9994"}],"version-history":[{"count":42,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10312,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9994\/revisions\/10312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunof.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}